Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 28, 2006 7:26:31 am PST #1571 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

sj, you are not a loser. You are doing what you need to do.

That's quite an adventure, Raq!

And, OH GOD WHY DOES THIS UTI KEEP HURTING?


Spidra Webster - Feb 28, 2006 7:31:36 am PST #1572 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Nora, can you get to a drugstore and buy Uristat? It's an OTC painkiller for UTIs.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 28, 2006 7:34:17 am PST #1573 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh, I've been practically mainlining it (both AZO Standard and my presciption) since last night. This is the pain through my probable overdosing.


Spidra Webster - Feb 28, 2006 7:37:44 am PST #1574 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yow, that's awful. I assume you've been drinking cranberry juice (not Ocean Spray but the harcore 100% cranberry juice) as well?


Nora Deirdre - Feb 28, 2006 7:39:02 am PST #1575 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

no, I have no access to that. That's more preventative, though, isn't it?

I am drinking about a gazillion gallons of water though.


sj - Feb 28, 2006 7:42:13 am PST #1576 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Nora, get Northland. There is more cranberry juice in it, and it is mixed only with other juices.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2006 7:51:44 am PST #1577 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jayzus, Raq, I'm surprised there weren't dead bodies in your wake before you got to the caterpiller driver.


brenda m - Feb 28, 2006 7:53:44 am PST #1578 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jayzus, Raq, I'm surprised there weren't dead bodies in your wake before you got to the caterpiller driver.

But not after, 'cause Caterpillars are pretty handy for clearing that kind of mess.


Volans - Feb 28, 2006 8:01:59 am PST #1579 of 10001
move out and draw fire

But not after, 'cause Caterpillars are pretty handy for clearing that kind of mess.

And there was all that wet concrete just sitting there...

They have an OTC painkiller for UTIs? Blessed day!


Spidra Webster - Feb 28, 2006 8:14:49 am PST #1580 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yeah, I was very happy when that stuff went OTC.

Nora, I think pure cranberry juice is still good at making an inhospitable environment for the bacteria.

On the memememe front:

Man, people are either clueless or fucking insensitive here. I was in the kitchen. Also in the kitchen were two editors and a production person. Me and the production person were among those laid off. One of the editors went to the production person, said how sorry she was and said she wanted to take him out to lunch somewhere fancy. Then the other editor went over and condoled with him. He pointed out that I was laid off too and the second editor said “No! What are they going to do about customer service now?” This is someone I thought I got along with but instead of exhibiting much sympathy for my personal situation, she was thinking about out loud about how it was going to affect them. Then she turned back to the production person and concurred that she and the other editor would take him out to lunch at some fancy restaurant. (Just as an additional point of information – I’ve worked here 3 years and he’s been here 1.5)

I think I should call in sick.

Sick to my stomach.