I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Feb 18, 2006 3:31:10 pm PST #14 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I've seen Girl Scout cookie ice cream but what's Big Gay Pirate cereal?

All my co-workers were selling Girl Scout cookies for their kids last week. I bought so many boxes. It will be impossible to resist the temptation for long.

A co-worker has two huge Great Danes that scared the hell out of a sweet little Girl Scout that came to his door. He felt horrible about it so he bought twelve boxes from her. He said she ran down the sidewalk to her mom yelling, "Mom! He said he wants to buy TWELVE BOXES!!!"

I should see if he wants some company tonight...


Trudy Booth - Feb 18, 2006 3:32:09 pm PST #15 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Man, when I was a GS I TOTALLY should have burst into tears at the dogs.


Cass - Feb 18, 2006 3:32:53 pm PST #16 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It's not slutty if he shares his cookies.


SailAweigh - Feb 18, 2006 3:33:38 pm PST #17 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I would have peed my pants, I was scared of anything larger than a toy poodle at that age. Very brave girl to actually stand her ground and sell those cookies!


ChiKat - Feb 18, 2006 3:37:13 pm PST #18 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Ooohhh.....shiny!

tosses glitter for all!


Hil R. - Feb 18, 2006 3:40:49 pm PST #19 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just calculated, and I think I sold Girl Scout cookies for at least ten years, if you count the years that I went along with my older sister when she was selling them. (She figured that people would be less able to resist buying from little cute kid who opened with, "Hi! We're thelling Girl Thcout Cookieth! Would you like to buy thome?") By the end of my time as a Girl Scout, it had pretty much gotten around to, "What? Cookie time again? Do I havta?"


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2006 3:41:01 pm PST #20 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

and also Big Gay Pirates cereal.

Ye gods, how much do I wish the cereal really WERE named that?!?

A *lot,* that's how much.

And *why* am I watching Willy Wonka on cable yet again? Though it makes me think -- something seems mighty unsavory about all 4 grandparents in one bed together.


sj - Feb 18, 2006 3:41:33 pm PST #21 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

but what's Big Gay Pirate cereal?

It was some chocolatey concoction called "Pirates of the Carribean" cereal with a big picture of Johnny Depp on the front.


Trudy Booth - Feb 18, 2006 3:42:35 pm PST #22 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil, your sister was a marketing genius.


NoiseDesign - Feb 18, 2006 3:43:39 pm PST #23 of 10001
"You'd think a house full of crazy people would be fun. It's actually really depressing." --Bart Simpson

Gronk. I don't want to be working any more today.