You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'

Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

SailAweigh - Feb 18, 2006 3:33:38 pm PST #17 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I would have peed my pants, I was scared of anything larger than a toy poodle at that age. Very brave girl to actually stand her ground and sell those cookies!

ChiKat - Feb 18, 2006 3:37:13 pm PST #18 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?


tosses glitter for all!

Hil R. - Feb 18, 2006 3:40:49 pm PST #19 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just calculated, and I think I sold Girl Scout cookies for at least ten years, if you count the years that I went along with my older sister when she was selling them. (She figured that people would be less able to resist buying from little cute kid who opened with, "Hi! We're thelling Girl Thcout Cookieth! Would you like to buy thome?") By the end of my time as a Girl Scout, it had pretty much gotten around to, "What? Cookie time again? Do I havta?"

Steph L. - Feb 18, 2006 3:41:01 pm PST #20 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

and also Big Gay Pirates cereal.

Ye gods, how much do I wish the cereal really WERE named that?!?

A *lot,* that's how much.

And *why* am I watching Willy Wonka on cable yet again? Though it makes me think -- something seems mighty unsavory about all 4 grandparents in one bed together.

sj - Feb 18, 2006 3:41:33 pm PST #21 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

but what's Big Gay Pirate cereal?

It was some chocolatey concoction called "Pirates of the Carribean" cereal with a big picture of Johnny Depp on the front.

Trudy Booth - Feb 18, 2006 3:42:35 pm PST #22 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil, your sister was a marketing genius.

NoiseDesign - Feb 18, 2006 3:43:39 pm PST #23 of 10001
"You'd think a house full of crazy people would be fun. It's actually really depressing." --Bart Simpson

Gronk. I don't want to be working any more today.

Nicole - Feb 18, 2006 3:50:11 pm PST #24 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

It's not slutty if he shares his cookies.

Dude! That's what I'm saying. Besides, with twelve boxes he probably has one of each kind. That's a whole lotta temptation.

And *why* am I watching Willy Wonka on cable yet again?

It sucks me in every. damn. time. Good thing my tv isn't even on right now. I had to turn it off after Cutting Edge woke me up from my nap and forced me to watch the entire movie.

SuziQ - Feb 18, 2006 3:53:11 pm PST #25 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Back in the day I used to sell HUNDREDS of boxes each year.

When K-Bug was a brownie, I'd get her in her uniform, have her go around my office, and ta-da, she sold HUNDREDS. Then I had the pleasure (hah) of bringing in cases and cases to actually distribute them to my coworkers. So far none of the other coworker sprog have filled the void when K-Bug left the GS.

Aims - Feb 18, 2006 3:54:22 pm PST #26 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I had a goal - 150 boxes so I could get the t-shirt. If I had kept the damn things, I could probably sell them for a mint on eBay.

(heh heh - mint. heh heh heh)