It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Feb 26, 2006 5:41:10 pm PST #1372 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{lisah and family}}


Anne W. - Feb 26, 2006 5:45:02 pm PST #1373 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

lisah, I'm so sorry.


Laura - Feb 26, 2006 5:46:20 pm PST #1374 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm so sorry Lisa. What a nightmare. Much strength and peace to your family.

CJ is so cute!


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2006 6:04:41 pm PST #1375 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Lisah, that is just too terrible to believe. I'm so sorry.


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2006 6:14:56 pm PST #1376 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cassie, can you hop on IM a sec?


billytea - Feb 26, 2006 6:16:34 pm PST #1377 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Cassie, can you hop on IM a sec?

Don't do it, Cass! It's a trick!


Trudy Booth - Feb 26, 2006 6:19:04 pm PST #1378 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dude, I'm not going to yank IM out from under her like some Antipodean schoolboy.


billytea - Feb 26, 2006 6:22:57 pm PST #1379 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dude, I'm not going to yank IM out from under her like some Antipodean schoolboy.

Really? How do you do it then, like some Yankee with an eaten-by-her-own-dog fetish?

Or when you do it, do you yell "AAAAGH! POSSUM!"?


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2006 6:23:44 pm PST #1380 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't do it, Cass! It's a trick!

She's instant messaging you from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.


billytea - Feb 26, 2006 6:26:13 pm PST #1381 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

She's instant messaging you from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.

I'd be especially impressed if she was IMing from inside House. Is he Cass' House? I lose track of the claim-staking that goes on around here. Except, for some reason, Alibelle and Michael Vartan.