Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Feb 26, 2006 9:51:47 am PST #1302 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

When you are 4' 10" getting on and off of bar stools can be very difficult.

I can only imagine and I'm sorry it happened at all but especially sorry it happened when it did. {{sj}} Do I need to remind Teacup Guy that he's under strict instructions not to let anything bad or remotely humiliating happen to you when you're in his care? Hmph! (Not that you can't take care of yourself. You can and do, quite well.)

My cat Ashton refuses to eat anything out my hand but has no problem stealthily sitting behind me on the couch and attempting to snatch food off of my fork when it's on the way to my mouth.


-t - Feb 26, 2006 9:52:11 am PST #1303 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I did that the night I met my husband, sj. Though I should probably blame the beer rather than just my height. In any case, the embarassment was short-lived, as I'm sure yours will also prove to be.


Volans - Feb 26, 2006 9:52:48 am PST #1304 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Man Kristin, that sounds GREAT!

beth, very wonderful cut! It suits your hair and your face.


Pix - Feb 26, 2006 9:54:33 am PST #1305 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Thanks, Raq! I have to admit, the steak last night was pretty friggin' good.


SuziQ - Feb 26, 2006 9:58:28 am PST #1306 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

CJ is ready for another hair cut. He wants to keep his mohawk, but I need to find a different place. The last chick didn't shape it well. I mean, I know he has an odd shapped head, but isn't that their job - to make it work?


beth b - Feb 26, 2006 9:58:52 am PST #1307 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Bar stools are not my favorite thing. it is very hard to be graceful , esp. when getting on them.

thanks, Kristin.

ION, my half purple tub is much faded. Both DH and I took a bath last night and though there is a shadow - most of the dye seems to have come off the tub. The fizziness of Bath bombs?


beth b - Feb 26, 2006 10:01:38 am PST #1308 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

and thank you , Raq. I am really pleased with this cut. this am I did the shake and place thing - and it looks pretty good. No washing.

If they ( hairdressers) can't make it work , they should tell you.


sj - Feb 26, 2006 10:01:58 am PST #1309 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I can only imagine and I'm sorry it happened at all but especially sorry it happened when it did. {{sj}} Do I need to remind Teacup Guy that he's under strict instructions not to let anything bad or remotely humiliating happen to you when you're in his care? Hmph! (Not that you can't take care of yourself. You can and do, quite well.)

He was mad that I didn't ask him to help me down. I was trying to be all independent. Stupid of me.

Oh, and for the record I was not drunk or tipsy. I had had 2 sips of white wine. I am a light weight, but not that much of a light weight.


sj - Feb 26, 2006 10:02:03 am PST #1310 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oops!


Volans - Feb 26, 2006 10:10:14 am PST #1311 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Owie! But I have barstool dismount issues at 5'9", and not drunk...I'm sure this will become one of those cute stories that you wish wouldn't get trotted out at the holidays every year.

Mattress on the floor sounds doable. In fact, maybe I'll put a mattress on the floor next to the crib now, since Mal is avidly trying to figure out how to escape. He's learned to jump, have I mentioned? He needs to brace his hands, but then he bounces and bounces, higher each time. Sometimes he bounces and reaches with one hand (extra fun near the stove).