Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


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vw bug - Feb 26, 2006 7:16:28 am PST #1286 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Mmmmmmm...pizza!

I've seen kids kept in cribs up till 5, though I don't recommend that old.


Laura - Feb 26, 2006 7:17:01 am PST #1287 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

So, when does a baby move out of the crib and into a bed?

When they can climb out of the crib.


Pix - Feb 26, 2006 7:23:24 am PST #1288 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Morning!

I can't find my standard "make my hair look like this" picture anywhere, which is frustrating because I'm terrible at describing what I want.

I so feel your pain. I had exactly this experience the last time I went. I ended up with a haircut that I like, but it's hardly what I was going for.

I had a Russian Blue who would eat watermelon, frantically, like a jonesing junkie.

My Russian Blue (ish--he's a mutt cat, but he looks like a RB) just wants to eat constantly. I call him the furry grey stomach.


-t - Feb 26, 2006 8:16:40 am PST #1289 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My sister's cat loves melon. He'll pull rinds out of the compost pile.

Yesterday I discovered that my picky cat who won't even eat tuna salad will lick ice cream off my plate, given the chance.


DebetEsse - Feb 26, 2006 8:47:02 am PST #1290 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

One of the family cats drools over bread. Also cheese. I discovered that he's also rather fond of whipped cream in a can (is that Rediwhip? I think it is)


DCJensen - Feb 26, 2006 8:57:04 am PST #1291 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

One of the cats likes yeasty things here. Found a ziplock of friendship bread broken into on th counter one time, and we no longer leave loaves of bread within reach after another.

I think it was Harvey, but we didn't see him.

Heh.


Betsy HP - Feb 26, 2006 9:00:08 am PST #1292 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

So, when does a baby move out of the crib and into a bed?

When s/he starts threatening to climb out and fall on his/her head. Alternatively, when you're expecting the second kid: you want to separate the crib/bed transition from the only child/eldest transition so that the kid won't blame the baby for taking over the crib.


sj - Feb 26, 2006 9:10:44 am PST #1293 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I managed to totally embarras myself in front of Teacup Guy's family last night. When you are 4' 10" getting on and off of bar stools can be very difficult. I managed to get on one last night, but when I went to get down, I ended up flat on my back on the floor. I didn't get hurt, but I was humiliated. However, dinner was nice and we had a great time.

{{{Sail}}} Much ~ma to your aunt.

Beth, I love your new cut. Very pretty!


Volans - Feb 26, 2006 9:13:13 am PST #1294 of 10001
move out and draw fire

When s/he starts threatening to climb out and fall on his/her head

Too bad about the "and," as Mallory has "falling on head" covered.

And then toddler bed? Or actual bed, with side rails?

Having a cat is SO much simpler.


Pix - Feb 26, 2006 9:19:55 am PST #1295 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, can someone Nilly me the beth haircut? I missed it!

In omgI'mbecomingdomestic news, I have now cooked two meals in a row. Last night I made filet mignon in roasted pepper vinigrette with fresh peppers and fresh dill sliced and sauted (sorry, too lazy to HTML the accent) and a fresh lettuce, soy bean, grape tomato, and sliced pepper salad. This morning I made an egg scramble with sliced grape tomatoes and fresh dill with organic hickory-smoked bacon and sliced bananas.

I hope ND isn't going to get used to this...

Actually, the reason why I'm doing this is less fun. I've been put on a two week strict low-carb diet to get my blood sugar regulated and to get my system back in whack. It's all screwy right now, which my chiro thinks is contributing to my severe back pain. Sooo...since it's next to impossible to avoid all complex carbs in a restuarant, I'm cooking at home these next couple of weeks.

On the up-side, it appears that I can cook.