No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2006 12:33:47 pm PST #1054 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Even I am sometimes That Girl.


EpicTangent - Feb 24, 2006 12:35:42 pm PST #1055 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

We are all sometime That Girl.

Hence the Pooh Case. 'Cause I know You Know. Also why I said it here. Though it depresses that so many fabulous women are (not entirely happily) single, it's kinda nice to feel the reassurance that It's Not Just You, sometimes.


Steph L. - Feb 24, 2006 12:35:45 pm PST #1056 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

you still coming up at 10 p.m. tonight? I may actually be gone from work by then.

looks like.

I'm actually just about to leave, which is better than I thought. Woot. I have stocked up on yummy food and DVDs from the library (all of which you've probably already seen, but hey). Now must go home and see if the maintenance guy patched my bathroom ceiling.


Strix - Feb 24, 2006 12:39:50 pm PST #1057 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Eh, it's not that I'm unhappy being single; it's that it would be cool to fall in love with Mr. Right.


Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2006 12:49:08 pm PST #1058 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Eh, it's not that I'm unhappy being single; it's that it would be cool to fall in love with Mr. Right.

I wouldn't mind so much a long-haul wait for Mr. Right if I could go ahead and sprog without him. At the moment? Not so much with that.


EpicTangent - Feb 24, 2006 12:50:46 pm PST #1059 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Eh, it's not that I'm unhappy being single; it's that it would be cool to fall in love with Mr. Right.

'Zactly. (And I'm not even getting any 5th dates!) I take tons of classes and keep pretty darn busy and have a pretty nice life, but in the back of the brain is always the waiting for Happily Ever After. (Which I shouldn't say after going to Into the Woods last weekend). Heh.


EpicTangent - Feb 24, 2006 12:53:25 pm PST #1060 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I wouldn't mind so much a long-haul wait for Mr. Right if I could go ahead and sprog without him. At the moment? Not so much with that.

My mother might like to trade me in for you! She'd been bugging me for at least 10 years for grandchildren. And when I tell her I'm waiting for their Father to join the party first, she keeps reminding me that in this day and age I don't have to have The Man first.


Strix - Feb 24, 2006 12:53:55 pm PST #1061 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm frankly thankful I feel no burning biological desire to procreate. I think I would be less happy if I did.

Not intending any slams WHATSOEVER towards those who do; just sayin' I appreciate that my attitude towards waiting might be a little less laissez-faire if I did.


libkitty - Feb 24, 2006 12:57:10 pm PST #1062 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Teppy, Nora, libkitty, Owen -- equal shares of "feel better!" to all of you.

The world famous buffista ~ma seems to be working a bit for me. The others on this list sound like they need it much more, so I send most of mine on.

I cut and pasted a bunch of other stuff for a meara, but I seem to have lost it, so I will instead dispense general ~ma, punctuation, and looks of incredulity (for Juliana. Wow.).


Cass - Feb 24, 2006 12:58:22 pm PST #1063 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mexican Wedding cookies! My favorite kind of cookie! Damn, now I want some...
*That's* the cookie I should have answered when Perkins asked for favorite cookies yesterday. Even beats choc chip dough.

Epic, I have dinner plans with my dad (stepmom is out of town, I adore the conversations we have when it is just the two of us.) tomorrow so you have tonight (I can shower! Really!) or Sunday or such for peanut buttery bacony burgers. I didn't want to call you until after work hours.

We'll get you squared away in no time.
And trust Hec. He's gonna get me a date when I move to Portland.

Speaking of, I think I picked a moving company. And tentatively dated it for March 7. That's really soon, isn't it?????