Lex/Lionel

The chemistry seems there on screen, to me, but that could just be the MR hotness (the man has something of a BBOC effect, I think) meets the JG hotness. Anyway, it's not something I've been inclined to read, but I pretty much expected to see it written after watching the characters interact a time or two.

YBBOC-effectMV, of course.

Mmm. Now I'm remembering some early Lionel/Chloe, way back before the show gave any reason to write 'em.

I've been missing the S1 HoYay joy of Smallville lately. I remember when I was mainlining the Clex, and that one perfect blow job fic that was the talk of the town (of course, I can't remember what the hell the name of the fic was, or who wrote it).

Signed, because of Smallville, will always be happy that Superboy has two daddies (or, as Livia puts it, "is made of Clex") in comics canon.

Signed, because of Smallville, will always be happy that Superboy has two daddies (or, as Livia puts it, "is made of Clex") in comics canon.

Heh. The first issue of TT that I read, that was the first thing that I read on page 1 -- the descriptor about Kon's progenitors. And all hope was lost. How could I *not* read a title where Clark and Lex have a kid and it isn't an Elseworlds???

Clark and Lex don't talk anymore. It's very sad.

I just think of SV as a show that lasted one season (with a couple of reunion specials the following year). (Reality? What's that? lalalalalalalaICAN'THEARYOU)

There really was nothing quite like the first season of that show. Man.

Who is Kon and why does he have two daddies?

Who is Kon and why does he have two daddies?

Kon-El, aka Conner Kent, aka Superboy.

He's a clone (long story involving the Death of Superman and some other shit) who recently discovered that, while half his DNA was that of Superman, the other half came from Lex Luthor.

while half his DNA was that of Superman, the other half came from Lex Luthor.

She is not making this up.

There was a fair bit of fic centered around Lex feeling guilty about lusting after a 15-16 year old.

But it generally didn't stop him from fucking Clark over the pool table. Right? I mean, that's what I remember, but I may just be fondly remembering the early glow of that fandom.

...and this is where I'm TOTALLY open to accusations of total hypocricy, because I really didn't have any big qualms about the Clex at all. I mean, I figured that Lex probably would, because of the age thing, but Tom Welling is MUCH bigger than me, and does not in any way look like an adolescent. At all. Even slightly. (Er. I have this mental thing whereby I think it's pretty much FINE to fancy people who are bigger than me, even if they're much younger than me. This doesn't mean I'm going to hit on them, but I don't angst about fancying them.) And the other glorious thing about Clex, of course, is that Clark could snap Lex like a twig if he wanted to. The balance of power and vulnerability was a glorious thing to behold.

He's a clone (long story involving the Death of Superman and some other shit) who recently discovered that, while half his DNA was that of Superman, the other half came from Lex Luthor.

jaw drops.

You are SHITTING me! They have a canonical lovechild? I'd love to know that it was an MPreg deal, but I'm supposing not.

Aaaaaaaaaand now I miss Smallville.

Sigh. So much pretty. So much slash. So much angst.

edited to add:

...er, was the Perfect Blow Job fic Te's "Deep Throat", by any chance?

(God, I still remember reading I was a Kryptonian's Sex Slave and feeling myself slip further down the ladder to hell with the following bit of Supes-to-Lex dialogue:

"Suck it." Staring down at him like God's own Avatar of Homosexual Rape.

There I was, thinking I was past being shocked, but no. Damn. Those were the days.