You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it! Or at least write a conversation about it...
I second this emotion. I triple-dog-dare ya to write teh zat sex! Or maybe just have the gang *talk* about the possibility; I can just imagine Sam getting technical about the safety of electrical discharges, Daniel waxing rhapsodic about the history of sex toys over the ages, Teal'c cocking an eyebrow and deadpan-sharing some atrocious tales of Apophis' pleasure palace... and Jack would put him hands over his ears and yell "La la la! Not listening!".
OMG, I so want to see that.
t waits patiently
I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
And also more comfortably sized than a staff weapon.
t is also waiting for this fic
I vote Vonnie bells the cat. It's obvious she's
thought about
the possibilities....
t evile grin
It's nice when Consuela and co. are double-dog-daring someone else. (Please note that I am not available for double-dog-daring until after Wednesday, when I shall return from the Land of OMG Why Did I Say I Could Pinch-Hit?!)
Also, double-dog-daring you to write Stargate fic is probably not the most efficient method of achieving their goal.
Garak/Bashir, IJS.
ObSquee: Garak!
Also, double-dog-daring you to write Stargate fic is probably not the most efficient method of achieving their goal.
Indeed not. That would be wasted energy. (Although things may change when Ben and Claudia start showing up .... even Shrift may find it hard to resist the concept of BB and MS on screen together, or BB and RDA...)
By interspecies sex, i meant that one horrible, (but still hysterical) fic that was also a PWP.
It was...
Xander Harris/Jar Jar Binks. With Pictures.
I edited it so the pairing would be like spoilers. Because it was too cruel to let the pairing sit there and mock others.
Well, now I've seen it all; there's someone in an RPS thread defending NAMBLA.
Maybe it's irony, and I just don't get it.
Although things may change when Ben and Claudia start showing up ....
I saw some people putting together a gift basket for the two of them on the SG1 set. It included wallet cards saying things like "Remember, this time MICHAEL gets Claudia!", "'Frell', 'dren', and 'microt' are for the other show," and "Yes, pants do come in materials other than leather."