The "those you've touched" panel is perhaps the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, though.
Wait, that one was real?
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
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brenda m - Mar 11, 2005 1:28:08 pm PST #9631 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
amych - Mar 11, 2005 1:28:35 pm PST #9632 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
All of them are real.
Ailleann - Mar 14, 2005 5:46:16 pm PST #9633 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
switches off lurking device
There was discussion of "eggcorns" a little ways up, and I was brainwormed with the word until I saw The Eggcorn Database.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Batslash.
edited because I spend five minutes looking up the formatting and skip a double "the"
Scrappy - Mar 14, 2005 6:01:48 pm PST #9634 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Welcome, Ailleann!
Consuela - Mar 14, 2005 8:28:14 pm PST #9635 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Susan W. - Mar 14, 2005 8:29:50 pm PST #9636 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Not to mention the botched dialogue attributions.
Consuela - Mar 14, 2005 8:35:30 pm PST #9637 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Okay, now I feel bad -- from her LJ info, she's not a native English speaker.
But still!
Nutty - Mar 15, 2005 6:17:11 am PST #9638 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The Eggcorn Database.
Hurray, more language nerddom! Not that it doesn't make me sad every time someone refers to a chaise longue as a chaise lounge (and pronounces it that way), but I think I have lost the battle on that one.
Emily - Mar 15, 2005 8:22:29 am PST #9639 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I think I have lost the battle on that one.
Long ago, my friend. But it bugs my father, too, so you're in good company.
erikaj - Mar 15, 2005 7:35:10 pm PST #9640 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
I did not know this! I've been totally using it incorrectly. Also, thought "banal" rhymed with "anal" Because I have a "baNAL" streak and I know more words than I ever use.