"I am such a woman"

People unclear on the concept of biology. I mean, not to the extent of Michael and Nikita and the kissing eyeballs, but.

Sometimes, I think too much of the globe needs radical deprogramming (or the cut-rate version, alias to be beaten with really hard sticks ), and my job will never be done.

Drive-by recs:

One Breath by M. Sebasky. LotR, Arwen/Aragorn. Gorgeous and melancholy and sexy.

Seeing Africa by Huzzlewhat, and its sequel, The Rapturous End by AnnaKovsky. BtVS, Buffy and Xander, post-Chosen. Both fabulous, with great Xander.

That'll do.

After all Nikita’s orgasms were multiple and swift, like a woman in love she could climax with just a look from Michael.

I'm not sure if I'm depressed or inspired.

ok, #1, I don't think that's actually a sentence.

#2 it's a robot, right? writing these stories? Because, while I can buy that I've never been in Twu Wuv, no. Just. No. And I can't imagine anyone (and I'm assuming this writer is female) who has ever...No.

I'm not sure if I'm depressed or inspired.

Go inspired, choose inspired!

I mean, hey, I'm still working on that one thing with the porn, so you'd have company.

like a woman in love she could climax with just a look from Michael.

Clearly the focused and skilled sexual activity is assumed to go without saying. Don't we all use "just a look" to mean "just a look up from where he had been eating her out for the better part of an hour"?

Just a look would be a turn on, sure. Just a look to make her come? I'll have what she's having. ION, I got feedback from Somebody I Don't Know in re my Buffy/ Homicide Gingerbread fic. And he's not a Buffy fan, so the ending will even have HSQ and all that. Cool, huh? I thought so.

Dude, you've never eyefucked?

Dude, you've never eyefucked?

I always walk into the room at the awkward moment...

Has anyone got any Stargate: Atlantis recs?

Two episodes and I'm already looking for fic. I'm so frickin' easy.