t whine Why can't anything ever be EASY? Stupid horticultural Nikita. t /whine
'Jaynestown'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
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Anyone else thinking "You can lead a hor to culture but you can't make her think?" Just me?
Favorite Dorothy Parker quote ever.
So, to sum up, he shoots a guy in the bone with a needle. As thanks, the old man tells him to plant Nikita with squash and cauliflower, and hope and pray that will bring her memory back. As a result, he does so, but takes a dip in doom instead of watering her with hope and faith.
This is just...dumb.
Michael, of course, was always in such a bouncy mood on the show.
He PLANTS HER WITH CAULIFLOWER?!?!?!
I think that may be the baddest baddest badfic ever.
I sort of missed why they have her memory in test tubes.
He PLANTS HER WITH CAULIFLOWER?!?!?!
Also cabbages.
(Consuela tells me I should drop in here to utter the phrase "Gilmore Girls meets Witches of Eastwick" where Dana might hear it, in hopes of enflaming a certain person's imagination. The specific identity of that person and the actuality of the utterance are left to the imagination.)
t blink
Okay, but I haven't seen Witches of Eastwick in ever so many years.