Xander ,'Empty Places'
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
I count pretty much any fanfic writer I've heard of and read enough to remember without actually posting with the a BNF. Shrift fulfilled that a long time ago.
Well, then she was a BNF. Now she's just the chick who is Dana and does everything, including slounging.
Shrift is so totally a BNF.
Awk.
t digs a hole
t covers herself with leaves
t starts an LJ community to bitch anonymously about those damn BNFs who always go around covering themselves with leaves
Now she's a BNFCWL.
Huh. I thought it was a BNF, but it's just a pile of leaves. This means I have to go back to badfic.
Because of his ministrations, she was twinkling like a planet in the black velvet firmament night, her light brighter than the closest celestial being to the earth, a cliche. She was humming like a cricket rubbing its back paws together in delight, filled with relish and satisfied appetite, every time he did that certain thing he did so well, pronounced that special ‘oh’ he uttered interminably, stereotypical.
I have...very little idea what's going on here.
She uttered while her voice was impracticably erotic, her mouth unfeasibly inviting, absolute lust pouring out of her pores.
I think Clearasil makes a product for that.
Next his hands were inside her pants, creeping slowly to the golden arches;
Yes, they're apparently going to McDonald's.
Next his hands were inside her pants, creeping slowly to the golden arches;
She whispered in his ear, "Would you like to supersize that?"
(To give credit where credit is due, that was DH's remark reading over my shoulder.)
You're sure this isn't some kind of AI, right, Dana?
She whispered in his ear, "Would you like to supersize that?"
t gasp The suggestion that Michael's manhood is anything less than enormous...them's fighting words in Nikita fandom.
Now really tempted to write a story where Nikita's disappointed in the size of his dick.
You're sure this isn't some kind of AI, right, Dana?
Yes, we're sure. Even better, she's a lawyer.
And she's not doing this just to see how many people she can string along? Because, really, this seems like the worst use of vocabulary yet. I have this vision of someone hunkered over her desk wondering how badly she can use the word "interminably" without tipping her hand.