Yes, schadenfreude R US over here. Gotta respect her ova, don't ya, posting that like "Check me out!" My talent and her attitude and I could get far. Mad props to crazy Nikitia lady.
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
erikaj - Feb 09, 2004 11:56:54 am PST #7265 of 10000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Elena - Feb 09, 2004 12:12:04 pm PST #7266 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Amused, appalled. What's the difference these days?
Cursed through his veins. That's fantastic.
shrift - Feb 09, 2004 12:18:11 pm PST #7267 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
In case any of us were wondering what the secret of our power was.
Dude. I'm giggling at my desk and trying not to shout stuff from He-Man and She-Ra cartoons.
Coke commercials should never be quoted in a sex scene.
t dies
I am now trying to think of ways to incorporate TV jingles into sex scenes. And really, I got as far as "plop plop, fizz fizz" and then I started shrieking in laughter again.
Elena - Feb 09, 2004 12:21:04 pm PST #7268 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Oh, shrift... Remember the commercials for Nuprin? Little, yellow, different. Think of the possibilities.
shrift - Feb 09, 2004 12:33:56 pm PST #7269 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Little, yellow, different. Think of the possibilities.
Heeeeee. And it reminds me that I haven't written any crazy alien smut in, oh, about a month.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 10, 2004 1:25:06 am PST #7270 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
the blood that cursed through his veins
I was about to ask "am I the only one who's getting visuals of platelets swearing? "Damn, another bloody day swimming round this damned vein." " but apparently I'm not. Nutty, I'm with you there.
Coke commercials should never be quoted in a sex scene.
Dana, may I tag this?
(tries not to think of sex scene in which I could use "Maybe she's born with it./Maybe it's Maybelline.")
Dana - Feb 10, 2004 5:08:03 am PST #7271 of 10000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Sure, Am-Chau.
Calli - Feb 10, 2004 6:11:54 am PST #7272 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
(tries not to think of sex scene in which I could use "Maybe she's born with it./Maybe it's Maybelline.")
Anything with Captain Jack Sparrow.
I'm also trying to parse "These two had long invented horniness," into something that makes sense. They took a long time inventing horniness? They invented a horniness of greater than average length?
erikaj - Feb 10, 2004 6:40:47 am PST #7273 of 10000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Nuh uh. Portnoy got there first, surely.(Although that thing with the liver, written from liver's POV? Badfic comedy gold, babe.)
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 10, 2004 11:25:59 pm PST #7274 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Thanks, Dana.
admires shiny new tagline
Anything with Captain Jack Sparrow.
Calli, that is worryingly right, and close to being a plot bunny. Dammit.