And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Burrell - Oct 16, 2002 11:14:46 am PDT #574 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So Nutty, are you still willing to be my beta? I have a chunk done and it might be helpful to have someone else look at it.


Nutty - Oct 16, 2002 11:50:55 am PDT #575 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Shore. vehemently@yahoo.com

Possibly tonight, if you kick my ass hard enough. For tomorrow I see Secretary with Ellen and then my brain will be full of James Spader.


DavidS - Oct 16, 2002 11:53:08 am PDT #576 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For tomorrow I see Secretary with Ellen and then my brain will be full of James Spader.

Dang. I wanna go to the movies with Nutty and Ellen.


Burrell - Oct 16, 2002 12:01:05 pm PDT #577 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thanks, Nutty. Of course, now I am nervous about giving it to someone else to read, but that's my neurosis. I'm fairly sure it's lame, you see. Ah well.


Nutty - Oct 16, 2002 12:02:20 pm PDT #578 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I am as gentle as Woolite on your cashmere. Unless you ask me to take out the whips and chains, yo.

I'll take further discussion to email. After I eat some lunch.


Consuela - Oct 16, 2002 12:03:45 pm PDT #579 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Gentle? Gentle? Hmmm. Methinks I got the pointy end of that stick, then.

... on the other hand, I'm hardly gentle in return, so that's fair.

Y'all did read the corpse!fic, right? Right? Excellent story, I thought, and great Mal-voice.


Nutty - Oct 16, 2002 12:07:07 pm PDT #580 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Suela, you asked for the whips and chains. Or anyway, you graduated to them before I got my hands on you. And, um, do I recall the joys of machetes?

...for the record, I actually like adjectives and would never snuff them out ruthlessly. Burrell, if you can put one word in front of another, and not in that Yoda way, you have nothing to fear from me.


Consuela - Oct 16, 2002 3:11:11 pm PDT #581 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

mmmm, machetes.

No, I was referring to all the evil physical symptoms you came up with, and the explicit discussion of what prolonged torture would actually do to someone. You're all about the physical effects, hon.

I admit to being pretty hard on adjectives and adverbs, though.


Nutty - Oct 16, 2002 3:18:16 pm PDT #582 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well, well, realism!

I'm all about the realism, except when I can't be bothered to look stuff up.

Which is never, I swear!


Burrell - Oct 16, 2002 5:22:22 pm PDT #583 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Y'all did read the corpse!fic, right? Right? Excellent story, I thought, and great Mal-voice.

Ohh!