I am as gentle as Woolite on your cashmere. Unless you ask me to take out the whips and chains, yo.
I'll take further discussion to email. After I eat some lunch.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
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Nutty - Oct 16, 2002 12:02:20 pm PDT #578 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Consuela - Oct 16, 2002 12:03:45 pm PDT #579 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Gentle? Gentle? Hmmm. Methinks I got the pointy end of that stick, then.
... on the other hand, I'm hardly gentle in return, so that's fair.
Y'all did read the corpse!fic, right? Right? Excellent story, I thought, and great Mal-voice.
Nutty - Oct 16, 2002 12:07:07 pm PDT #580 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Suela, you asked for the whips and chains. Or anyway, you graduated to them before I got my hands on you. And, um, do I recall the joys of machetes?
...for the record, I actually like adjectives and would never snuff them out ruthlessly. Burrell, if you can put one word in front of another, and not in that Yoda way, you have nothing to fear from me.
Consuela - Oct 16, 2002 3:11:11 pm PDT #581 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
mmmm, machetes.
No, I was referring to all the evil physical symptoms you came up with, and the explicit discussion of what prolonged torture would actually do to someone. You're all about the physical effects, hon.
I admit to being pretty hard on adjectives and adverbs, though.
Nutty - Oct 16, 2002 3:18:16 pm PDT #582 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Well, well, realism!
I'm all about the realism, except when I can't be bothered to look stuff up.
Which is never, I swear!
Burrell - Oct 16, 2002 5:22:22 pm PDT #583 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Y'all did read the corpse!fic, right? Right? Excellent story, I thought, and great Mal-voice.
Ohh!
Steph L. - Oct 16, 2002 6:20:52 pm PDT #584 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
tomorrow I see Secretary with Ellen and then my brain will be full of James Spader.
Betcha your brain is full of Maggie Gyllenhaal. She is just *luminous.* Kinda bumped Spader right off my radar.
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 16, 2002 7:24:10 pm PDT #585 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Y'all did read the corpse!fic, right? Right? Excellent story, I thought, and great Mal-voice.
Wait, which one was this? Link?
amych - Oct 16, 2002 7:27:34 pm PDT #586 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Aww. Frell. Was going to see either Secretary or Spirited Away tonight, and didn't leave in time for either one. Silly writing.
And tomorrow, date.
Steph L. - Oct 16, 2002 7:29:21 pm PDT #587 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I'm sorry, tomorrow WHAT?!?