Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'


Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Jars - Apr 16, 2003 3:48:46 pm PDT #4904 of 10000

Does anyone know that Harry Potter story when Draco is writing an epic poem? I can't find it, mostly because I'm stoopid.

Also, Hello new thread I haven't posted in before! I'm having a bit of a fan ficton dilemma, and need some expert advice.

Myself and a friend are having a competition to see who can find the weirdest fanfic possible. She wasn't doing too well until yesterday when I received a Roy Orbison/clingfilm story. Needless to say, it'll be hard to top. Any suggestions?


Fay - Apr 16, 2003 3:52:04 pm PDT #4905 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Squid/Hogwarts?

Legolas/Ent?

...nah. I got nothin'

eta: Jars - I take it you've already read AJ Hall ?

(Some of it's slashy. Not all. Um.)


Dana - Apr 16, 2003 3:52:38 pm PDT #4906 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The epic poem story, Deus Ex Machina.


amych - Apr 16, 2003 3:53:16 pm PDT #4907 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Squid/Hogwarts?

When you say "squid", do you mean an actual cephalopod, or some fictional character I'm too clueless to know about. Because if you're talking Calamari, that could easily surpass clingwrap.


Hil R. - Apr 16, 2003 3:55:11 pm PDT #4908 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Any suggestions?

I've got some links to some really really terrible Quantum Leap stories, several of which are very strange crossovers. (A few months ago, I was complaining about how hard it was to find good QL stuff, and SA started pressuring me to start a recs page for the stuff I did find, but I gave that up when I realized I could only find five stories that I would ever rec.)


Katie M - Apr 16, 2003 3:58:49 pm PDT #4909 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

So, like, the squid and the building?


Jars - Apr 16, 2003 3:59:02 pm PDT #4910 of 10000

Thanks for the link.

FayJay, you were actually thinking about that as you were reading the books, weren't you? The Squid? So many tentacles...So many possibilities...

Yup, I've already read A.J. Hall. That, my friend, is the shit.


Fay - Apr 16, 2003 4:00:58 pm PDT #4911 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I'm talking actual Calamari. I remember it arriving in my mailbox. Squid/Building porn isn't the sort of thing you forget in a hurry. (It was pretty entertaining, actually, as pastiches go.)

Just been to Silverlake to find it, but the link is dead. Here's the summary:

Eternal Luv

"The squid swished its tentacles around in the lake and gazed soulfully up at the hulking shape of Hogwarts, wondering if it felt the same way." By Jeff. NC-17


Fay - Apr 16, 2003 4:02:51 pm PDT #4912 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

FayJay, you were actually thinking about that as you were reading the books, weren't you? The Squid? So many tentacles...So many possibilities...

blink

Nope. Although somehow I don't think I'm going to be able to read OotP without stumbling across inappropriate Squiddish thoughts.


askye - Apr 16, 2003 4:04:56 pm PDT #4913 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

You might try skimming around Fanfiction.net and seeing what weirdness you find.

There are some Quantum Leap crossovers here I don't really want to read--Sam as Luke Duke from Dukes of Hazaard, QL gets help from Men In Black the animated series, Sam leaps into the world of Pokemon, Sam leaps into Hawkeye Pierce,