Does anyone know that Harry Potter story when Draco is writing an epic poem? I can't find it, mostly because I'm stoopid.
Also, Hello new thread I haven't posted in before! I'm having a bit of a fan ficton dilemma, and need some expert advice.
Myself and a friend are having a competition to see who can find the weirdest fanfic possible. She wasn't doing too well until yesterday when I received a Roy Orbison/clingfilm story. Needless to say, it'll be hard to top. Any suggestions?
Squid/Hogwarts?
Legolas/Ent?
...nah. I got nothin'
eta:
Jars - I take it you've already read AJ Hall ?
(Some of it's slashy. Not all. Um.)
The epic poem story, Deus Ex Machina.
Squid/Hogwarts?
When you say "squid", do you mean an actual cephalopod, or some fictional character I'm too clueless to know about. Because if you're talking Calamari, that could easily surpass clingwrap.
Any suggestions?
I've got some links to some really really terrible Quantum Leap stories, several of which are very strange crossovers. (A few months ago, I was complaining about how hard it was to find good QL stuff, and SA started pressuring me to start a recs page for the stuff I did find, but I gave that up when I realized I could only find five stories that I would ever rec.)
So, like, the squid and the building?
Thanks for the link.
FayJay, you were actually thinking about that as you were reading the books, weren't you? The Squid? So many tentacles...So many possibilities...
Yup, I've already read A.J. Hall. That, my friend, is the shit.
I'm talking actual Calamari. I remember it arriving in my mailbox. Squid/Building porn isn't the sort of thing you forget in a hurry. (It was pretty entertaining, actually, as pastiches go.)
Just been to
Silverlake
to find it, but the link is dead. Here's the summary:
Eternal Luv
"The squid swished its tentacles around in the lake and gazed soulfully up at the hulking shape of Hogwarts, wondering if it felt the same way." By Jeff. NC-17
FayJay, you were actually thinking about that as you were reading the books, weren't you? The Squid? So many tentacles...So many possibilities...
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Nope. Although somehow I don't think I'm going to be able to read OotP without stumbling across inappropriate Squiddish thoughts.
You might try skimming around Fanfiction.net and seeing what weirdness you find.
There are some Quantum Leap crossovers here I don't really want to read--Sam as Luke Duke from Dukes of Hazaard, QL gets help from Men In Black the animated series, Sam leaps into the world of Pokemon, Sam leaps into Hawkeye Pierce,