Really, I'm boring in what I like in a pairing--I go for whatever female I most identify with, paired with whichever male I find most attractive. But, that's who I am, so I'll just continue to enjoy what I enjoy, march in the Vanilla Pride parade, etc.
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Susan W. - Dec 02, 2002 11:07:48 am PST #1116 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Fay - Dec 02, 2002 11:09:40 am PST #1117 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
But I still want to know who submitted my email address to teh Hot Boys website so that these very suprising pictures showed up in my in box with the note "This isn't spam! Your address was sent to us as someone who might be interested!"
Probably the same bastards who gave my address to the kind people who are so concerned about the size of my penis, and worry that I can't keep my woman happy unless I get it enlarged.
I mean, yeah, okay Mr Freud, there may be something to this penis envy business, what with the whole writing the boy-on-boy porn thing - but I honestly don't think anything the spam merchants are going to send me is going to enlarge my metaphorical penis to any kind of useful dimensions. Or indeed tangibility.
Connie Neil - Dec 02, 2002 11:11:28 am PST #1118 of 10000
brillig
Lord, no, I don't want a penis, the very idea of something down there that moves around under its own inclination gives me the grue.
edit: And that whole thought should probably just go over to the Bitches.
Fay - Dec 02, 2002 11:13:32 am PST #1119 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
But apparently the penis mightier than the sword. So that might be handy.
amych - Dec 02, 2002 11:14:39 am PST #1120 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
t considers penes
t considers swords
Nahh...
shrift - Dec 02, 2002 11:14:43 am PST #1121 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
But I still want to know who submitted my email address to teh Hot Boys website.
I'd wager that it's the same person who got me on the Posh Pussy mailing list.
As for the slash curtain, a certain someone gave me a wink and a nudge and a take a look, and so I peeked. Suddenly Duncan and Methos's relationship made so much more sense...
And this is how Dana earned a lifetime supply of toasters from the International House of HoYay.
Connie Neil - Dec 02, 2002 11:14:48 am PST #1122 of 10000
brillig
Do not tempt me into jokes regarding prehensility, Fay, I'm just saying.
Anne W. - Dec 02, 2002 11:15:18 am PST #1123 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
due South was my gateway drug into slash.
Steph L. - Dec 02, 2002 11:16:26 am PST #1124 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
But apparently the penis mightier than the sword. So that might be handy.
"Nothing can defeat the penis!!!"
Fay - Dec 02, 2002 11:26:42 am PST #1125 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
THAT's what I'm talkin' about!
t / bad bad New Yoik accent