Lord, no, I don't want a penis, the very idea of something down there that moves around under its own inclination gives me the grue.
edit: And that whole thought should probably just go over to the Bitches.
Doesn't winter seem more like archiving season?
Willow ,'Lessons'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Connie Neil - Dec 02, 2002 11:11:28 am PST #1118 of 10000
brillig
Fay - Dec 02, 2002 11:13:32 am PST #1119 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
But apparently the penis mightier than the sword. So that might be handy.
amych - Dec 02, 2002 11:14:39 am PST #1120 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
t considers penes
t considers swords
Nahh...
shrift - Dec 02, 2002 11:14:43 am PST #1121 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
But I still want to know who submitted my email address to teh Hot Boys website.
I'd wager that it's the same person who got me on the Posh Pussy mailing list.
As for the slash curtain, a certain someone gave me a wink and a nudge and a take a look, and so I peeked. Suddenly Duncan and Methos's relationship made so much more sense...
And this is how Dana earned a lifetime supply of toasters from the International House of HoYay.
Connie Neil - Dec 02, 2002 11:14:48 am PST #1122 of 10000
brillig
Do not tempt me into jokes regarding prehensility, Fay, I'm just saying.
Anne W. - Dec 02, 2002 11:15:18 am PST #1123 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
due South was my gateway drug into slash.
Steph L. - Dec 02, 2002 11:16:26 am PST #1124 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
But apparently the penis mightier than the sword. So that might be handy.
"Nothing can defeat the penis!!!"
Fay - Dec 02, 2002 11:26:42 am PST #1125 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
THAT's what I'm talkin' about!
t / bad bad New Yoik accent
stubbleglitter - Dec 02, 2002 11:42:10 am PST #1126 of 10000
Hey there.
Um, I'm the one who wrote Complicated, which a few of you read (or tried to, anyhow) and were...wondering about.
It was a birthday fic for a friend who likes the pairing and wanted bad songfic to an Avril Lavigne song. It was a joke. I thought that would've been obvious when I started mentioning Chris's "adopted transgendered Somalian orphan with terminal bone cancer," but perhaps not.
So, yes! All just a joke. Sadly, there is a bunch of *nslash that is like this in a completely unironic manner, but not this one. Please don't judge me on the merits (or lack thereof) of this fic. I don't even like Avril! *weeps*
Nutty - Dec 02, 2002 11:44:43 am PST #1127 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
"adopted transgendered Somalian orphan with terminal bone cancer"
Next week, ripped from the headlines! on an all-new Law & Order.
(I think I would have guessed at about that point, if I'd followed the link. Muystangsally in XF used to do some incredibly hilarious and cruel parodies of shipperdom, but then they stopped being funny.)