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Buffy ,'First Date'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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juliana - Jan 23, 2006 9:48:45 am PST #93 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

There needs to be a DVD of that show. Seriously.

Every time he gives one of his Big Kick-Ass-And-Take-Names Master Director speeches, my heart wells up with this O Captain, My Captain! sensation and I have to physically restrain myself from running out the door in a mad dash straight to Canada just so he can boss me around.

packing up to run to Canada with JZ

On my third re-watch, I started FFing through the Mark McKinney plot just to get to the Paul Gross bits again. Damn.


JZ - Jan 23, 2006 9:53:03 am PST #94 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Though I do love Mark McKinney, too. The teleconference scene where he's talking calmly while stabbity-stabbing the phone with his middle finger is a wonder, as is his incredibly polite, stereotypically Canadian towering rage at the very end -- shaking with rage and revulsion, winding himself up to a fever pitch, and finally unleashing both painfully mannerly barrels on his Lady Macbeth/Iago with a sotto voce "You are a.... TERRIBLE PERSON," and then closing the door. Oh, snap!


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 9:56:48 am PST #95 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is this thing torrentable or anything?


DavidS - Jan 23, 2006 9:59:22 am PST #96 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is this thing torrentable or anything?

Probably. If not, Chez Zmayhem could send you something in a VHS.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 10:01:10 am PST #97 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll have to check the sites when I get home.

I suspect my VCR doesn't even work. Last time I powered it on, it ate a friend's tape. I think it's sulking about my Netflix queue being 400 discs deep.


DavidS - Jan 23, 2006 10:17:45 am PST #98 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I suspect my VCR doesn't even work.

Can't you buy a new one at a 99 cent store?


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 10:19:55 am PST #99 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can't you buy a new one at a 99 cent store?

Is there still such a thing as a new VCR?


DavidS - Jan 23, 2006 10:21:14 am PST #100 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is there still such a thing as a new VCR?

I heard the UN has developed a special hand crank VCR for third world countries that want all our taped-from-the-WB Buffy tapes.


erikaj - Jan 23, 2006 10:38:51 am PST #101 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It'd still be the kindest bit of nation-building our country has ever done.


Narrator - Jan 23, 2006 12:30:03 pm PST #102 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I suspect my VCR doesn't even work. Last time I powered it on, it ate a friend's tape. I think it's sulking about my Netflix queue being 400 discs deep.

Sounds like my VCR. It had a personality of its own. Also, its own posting name ("Narrator's VCR") at another board, where it would post in triumph each time it ate my tape or failed to record something.