Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid. Wesley: Connor. Faith: A teenage kid born last year. Wesley: I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension. Faith: Right. And what, Cordelia spent her last summer as… Wesley: A divine being. Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask--What the hell are you people doing?

'Why We Fight'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Nutty - Jun 19, 2007 1:01:39 pm PDT #9285 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Over the 19th century, the species went from being one of the most abundant birds in the world to extinction.

This is what happens when you have no natural predators. Now aren't you glad for that Samuel L. Jackson movie where he selflessly demonstrates that sharks are our natural predators??

I really liked Vertigo, because it was so freaky-bright and because of the Vertigo Camera Move (tm). I am personally of the opinion that you're not allowed to use that camera move unless you are working in an expressionistic or otherwise oneiric text, because "Scared the shit out of Frodo on the way to Bree" is not dramatic enough a justification for that camera move.


bon bon - Jun 19, 2007 1:06:04 pm PDT #9286 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It's so standard these days, though. I didn't even notice it was used in it until I, uh, was listening to the commentary on the Reno 911 movie this weekend.


Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2007 1:07:09 pm PDT #9287 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How about "Totally figured out who killed a bunch of kids on a bus AND raped you a couple years ago"?


Sean K - Jun 19, 2007 1:10:16 pm PDT #9288 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Made in Paris just came on the TV. TCM, I think. I just watched the brilliant, seven minute, dialogless opening sequence with Ann-Margret and Chad Everett. Magnificent.

Also? Young Ann-Margret?

I'll be in my bunk.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2007 1:12:25 pm PDT #9289 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sharks would be our natural predators if we were living in the ocean. Under "natural" circumstances one is extremely safe from attacks.

Now, I can see how humans got to apex predator status. After all, we kill stuff all the time.

Pigeons? How do they end up with no one eating them? They're not quite predating themselves, are they?


Dana - Jun 19, 2007 1:14:41 pm PDT #9290 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Under "natural" circumstances one is extremely safe from attacks.

Unless you're Samuel L. Jackson in the middle of a monologue.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2007 1:16:43 pm PDT #9291 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's nothing natural about Samuel L. It's why we can love him so.


Sean K - Jun 19, 2007 1:17:17 pm PDT #9292 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Now, I can see how humans got to apex predator status. After all, we kill stuff all the time.

Killing stuff is practically our favorite thing to do.

Pigeons? How do they end up with no one eating them?

I think plenty of things ate them, they just bred like tribbles.


DavidS - Jun 19, 2007 1:18:47 pm PDT #9293 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think plenty of things ate them, they just bred like tribbles.

Yeah, but only when they were massed a million wide across the sky. I'm not sure if that makes them orgiastic or kind of shy.


sumi - Jun 19, 2007 1:22:18 pm PDT #9294 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Natural predators:

The bird's only natural predators were hawks and eagles.

Although, I bet that owls took a few too.

And even if we didn't slaughter them they would have suffered because we destroyed their natural habitat. (By clearing all so much of the forests between the Atlantic and the Mississippi.)