Mal: You were dead! Tracy: Hunh? Oh. Right. Suppose I was. Hey there, Zoe.

'The Message'


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§ ita § - May 30, 2007 9:19:45 am PDT #8830 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aha. Joker.


Jon B. - May 30, 2007 9:22:45 am PDT #8831 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Bea Arthur.

Phyllis Diller.


juliana - May 30, 2007 9:23:21 am PDT #8832 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Gaiman has stated that about 17 is his mental image of Death: Sandman FAQ.


lisah - May 30, 2007 9:55:13 am PDT #8833 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Gaiman has stated that about 17 is his mental image of Death

I knew I wasn't pulling that idea out of the air!


JZ - May 30, 2007 10:06:04 am PDT #8834 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I knew I wasn't pulling that idea out of the air!

Curse those artists who deviated from Gaiman's mental script! (Seriously, depending on who's drawing her, she looks anywhere from 16 to teetering on 30.)

Actual 17 year olds capable of playing Death? That's going to be brutally tough -- they're almost certainly going to have to go with someone older who can look youngish-ageless. Sarah Polley or Claire Danes or Natalie Portman could've maybe done it, maybe, when they were actually 17 themselves, but I'm not sure what current teenage actor has the depth and Deathiness to do it.


lisah - May 30, 2007 10:15:07 am PDT #8835 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I totally don't have a problem with an actress who is not 17 or close to that playing Death. But I definitely think Clare Danes is too mature looking now. Also I don't know that she could have pulled off the blunt thing Death has so well.


Laga - May 30, 2007 10:37:51 am PDT #8836 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Even though I'm not too familiar with Gaiman's Death, I nominate Ellen Page. She's young with major chops.


§ ita § - May 30, 2007 10:39:53 am PDT #8837 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Evan Rachel Wood.


JZ - May 30, 2007 10:49:20 am PDT #8838 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Evan Rachel Wood.

I'm so hopelessly skeeved out by the Marilyn Manson thing (though, oddly, I never held it against Dita) that she's kind of unwatchable to me right now.

Which is totally unfair from any rational standpoint, I fully realize. Of course, if it were a choice between ERW and Bea Arthur, I'd get over it, but I'd still be skeeved and resentful.


§ ita § - May 30, 2007 10:50:23 am PDT #8839 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She is very good, though, and I think manages the older thing well. Except with the current boyfriend and the Von Teese makeover.