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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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§ ita § - May 18, 2007 8:09:58 am PDT #8585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What do you consider important for a good action flick, Kathy? Explosions? Fight scenes? Characterisation? Car chases? Gadgetry?


Kathy A - May 18, 2007 8:14:22 am PDT #8586 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

All the above. Done with lots of energy, wit, finesse with the camera, and in the right proportions (which is what went wrong with the 1990s action flicks--Bruckheimer took it right over the top in most cases).


DavidS - May 18, 2007 8:18:49 am PDT #8587 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Good action flicks were ruined by people running away from fireballs. That's the whole story.


Volans - May 18, 2007 8:22:20 am PDT #8588 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Not just running away - In Raq's All Movie Drinking Game, anytime stunt people fling themselves off of springboards towards the camera during an explosion, everyone must drink.


§ ita § - May 18, 2007 8:28:10 am PDT #8589 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good action flicks were ruined by people running away from fireballs.

Well, there are only so many times you can run away from a big stone sphere in a tunnel, you know?

What ruins an action movie for me: sacrificing charisma and/or acting for any of the characteristics I listed above. I don't care how big Arnie's guns are. T1 succeeded for me (I know it's sci-fi--I also think it's action) because he was a bad guy. T2 worked because he was a good guy with limited range ON PURPOSE.

One liner puns. They are rarely good enough to make it worth it for me, and too much seems to be bent towards their creation.

Random love stories. He doesn't have to get laid. Seriously.

Bad fight choreography and weapons errors that I can detect. Maybe those should be two different points. In an straight up action movie without a martial arts bent, shit better look like it works. For MA movies, I can entertain stylistic shorthand and conventions. That goes out the window for most Western stuff. As for the weapons: I can buy (although it's shoddy) a set with no good fight guy there. But there has to be a weaponmaster in charge of the guns. So whyfor the fuckups? He knows what gun he gave that character in the first take...in an action movie, I'm digging the weapons. I'll let fashion continuity slide over this. Because fashion's not the point.

Stock characters. You know, you have to really work the cigar-chomping police supervisor who's trying to rein in his renegade hot shot cops. Especially when you cast a black guy. That's not the sort of shorthand that I can accept and move beyond.

There's other stuff, but it escapes me right now.


Tom Scola - May 18, 2007 8:31:22 am PDT #8590 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

One liner puns.

Random love stories. He doesn't have to get laid. Seriously.

Bad fight choreography and weapons errors that I can detect.

Stock characters.

James Bond was doing all those things decades before other action movies were.


DavidS - May 18, 2007 8:38:57 am PDT #8591 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The diving-away-from-fireballs thing reminds me of seeing early Western serials from the 30s-50s. Fight scenes were a big part of their appeal, but they look so stodgy and boring now. Just a complete waste of film stock.

As I've noted many times, one of the things I loved in the Pruitt-era Buffy fight scenes is that they were not only dynamic and credible and physically interesting, but they had their own sort of narrative arc. The fight had its own dramatic up and down. That was lost entirely with the new fight coordinators and the gymkata stunt girl.

Tom Laughlin is nobody's idea of a martial arts great, but the scene in Billy Jack where he's standing nose to nose with the redneck baddie and says "I'm gonna take my foot and kick you in the head right there. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it" is very cool. But that has to do with the character, the story up to that point and the way they shoot that scene.

Michelle Yeoh has been in some of my favorite fight scenes. In the otherwise completely forgettable Project S she has a brutal fight with a huge guy. She gets the shit beat out of her but she wins. But it is by no means a given.

There's another historical HK movie she was in that involved a lot of fighting on bamboo scaffolding. Jet Li might've been in that.


§ ita § - May 18, 2007 8:40:56 am PDT #8592 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

James Bond was doing all those things decades before other action movies were.

Other action movies? I thought Die Hard was the first.


Polter-Cow - May 18, 2007 8:44:08 am PDT #8593 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh chasquido.


Volans - May 18, 2007 8:48:03 am PDT #8594 of 10001
move out and draw fire

You know, you have to really work the cigar-chomping police supervisor who's trying to rein in his renegade hot shot cops.

This was one of the reasons I was an early adopter of the Deckard-is-a-replicant interpretation of Blade Runner. The twist on this cliche of making the sarge fairly terrified of his hot-shot cop was awesome.

Tom lists a lot of the reasons I never got on board with the James Bond love. For all its dumbass storyline, the recent Casino Royale did pretty well with these.