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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Sean K - May 17, 2007 7:05:52 am PDT #8499 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am beginning to develop a serious allergy to the phrase "to make it more accessible to today's audience."

I think that's because it seems to actually be code for: "Today's audiences are congenitally retarded."

On a sort of similar subject -- I actually got a little excited about Live Free or Die Hard when I saw the trailer for it last night on the TV, except....

Well, one, the title. And two, I liked Die Hard and Die Hard With A Vengeance, but those were the two directed by John McTiernan.

Live Free or Die Hard (what an awful name)? Is directed by Len "Underworld" Wiseman


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2007 7:15:04 am PDT #8500 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, one, the title. And two, I liked Die Hard and Die Hard With A Vengeance, but those were the two directed by John McTiernan.

The second one wasn't? Ah, Renny Harlin. Of Deep Blue Sea fame, woo!

Sean, the trailer looked pretty damn cool to me too. But the title is pretty dumb indeed.


Volans - May 17, 2007 7:20:58 am PDT #8501 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Curl Up and Die Hard

I Could Just Die Hard

Live Fast, Die Hard

Born Free or Die Hard

Live Soft or Die Hard

Live Easy or Die Hard

Live Flaccid or Die Hard


Sean K - May 17, 2007 7:22:42 am PDT #8502 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm going to go see it anyway, for completist reasons -- I'm hooked on the continuing story of poor terrorist-beset John McClain -- but I won't expect too much from it.

Who knows, maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.


Fred Pete - May 17, 2007 7:23:29 am PDT #8503 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I think we have our first suggested titles for Movies 6.


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2007 7:28:42 am PDT #8504 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm hooked on the continuing story of poor terrorist-beset John McClain

What is this story, exactly? I was trying to think of what makes the Die Hard movies different from your Typical Action Movie, what makes John McClain specifically a good hero to be running around dodging explosions rather than another Everyman.


Tom Scola - May 17, 2007 7:30:44 am PDT #8505 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I was trying to think of what makes the Die Hard movies different from your Typical Action Movie.

It isn't different. It's the prototypical action movie; it came first.


juliana - May 17, 2007 7:32:58 am PDT #8506 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

John McClain was also the first action hero to cry/show suffering on-screen.


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2007 7:39:28 am PDT #8507 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's the prototypical action movie; it came first.

Really? There were no action movies before Die Hard ? I know that every movie after it is basically "Die Hard [preposition] [noun]!" but surely there were action movies before it. So it's the template for the modern action flick, and it happens to be damn good in its own right.

John McClain was also the first action hero to cry/show suffering on-screen.

I can buy that. Hm.


Tom Scola - May 17, 2007 7:43:15 am PDT #8508 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Really? There were no action movies before Die Hard ?

As a distinct genre? Rambo, I guess.