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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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evil jimi - May 17, 2007 4:04:15 am PDT #8495 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

from Imdb:

Classic British crime film The Long Good Friday is getting a Hollywood makeover in Miami under the direction of Resident Evil moviemaker Paul W. S. Anderson. The 1980 original starred Bob Hoskins as a London gangster whose criminal empire comes under attack from a wave of mysterious bombings. But production company Handmade Films says the new movie would be "refreshed" with a modern setting. Chairman Patrick Meehan says, "The original was a highly praised classic and one of Handmade's most prized films, but its reach was limited primarily to the U.K. Following continued interest from the U.S., we realized this remake could attract audiences worldwide with an updated setting and contemporary overtones. When Paul presented his creative vision for this project, we were instantly convinced that this is a story that could be successfully refreshed, yet leave the integrity of the original intact." No actors have so far been cast for the project.

cos Anderson has such a great track record as a director. They could've at least remade it in England.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2007 4:14:43 am PDT #8496 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Wow, does that fall into the realm of really REALLY bad ideas.


sumi - May 17, 2007 4:46:58 am PDT #8497 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

A couple of Dark is Rising stories and one PotC3 story - all from ScifiWire.


Volans - May 17, 2007 5:11:20 am PDT #8498 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I am so sad that they are changing the story. I am beginning to develop a serious allergy to the phrase "to make it more accessible to today's audience."

Man. All my favorite stories are being filmed in places I used to live.


Sean K - May 17, 2007 7:05:52 am PDT #8499 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am beginning to develop a serious allergy to the phrase "to make it more accessible to today's audience."

I think that's because it seems to actually be code for: "Today's audiences are congenitally retarded."

On a sort of similar subject -- I actually got a little excited about Live Free or Die Hard when I saw the trailer for it last night on the TV, except....

Well, one, the title. And two, I liked Die Hard and Die Hard With A Vengeance, but those were the two directed by John McTiernan.

Live Free or Die Hard (what an awful name)? Is directed by Len "Underworld" Wiseman


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2007 7:15:04 am PDT #8500 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, one, the title. And two, I liked Die Hard and Die Hard With A Vengeance, but those were the two directed by John McTiernan.

The second one wasn't? Ah, Renny Harlin. Of Deep Blue Sea fame, woo!

Sean, the trailer looked pretty damn cool to me too. But the title is pretty dumb indeed.


Volans - May 17, 2007 7:20:58 am PDT #8501 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Curl Up and Die Hard

I Could Just Die Hard

Live Fast, Die Hard

Born Free or Die Hard

Live Soft or Die Hard

Live Easy or Die Hard

Live Flaccid or Die Hard


Sean K - May 17, 2007 7:22:42 am PDT #8502 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm going to go see it anyway, for completist reasons -- I'm hooked on the continuing story of poor terrorist-beset John McClain -- but I won't expect too much from it.

Who knows, maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.


Fred Pete - May 17, 2007 7:23:29 am PDT #8503 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I think we have our first suggested titles for Movies 6.


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2007 7:28:42 am PDT #8504 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm hooked on the continuing story of poor terrorist-beset John McClain

What is this story, exactly? I was trying to think of what makes the Die Hard movies different from your Typical Action Movie, what makes John McClain specifically a good hero to be running around dodging explosions rather than another Everyman.