Buffy: So how'd she get away with the bad mojo stuff? Anya: Giles sold it to her. Giles: Well, I didn't know it was her. I mean, how could I? If it's any consolation, I may have overcharged her.

'Sleeper'


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Glamcookie - May 15, 2007 2:01:01 pm PDT #8487 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Movies I've seen a trillion times:

  • Wizard of Oz (childhood yearly viewings)
  • Grease 2 (my cousin and I loved this as kids and it was replayed over and over on HBO that summer)
  • Pollyanna (see above but replace HBO with The Disney Channel. I loved Hailey Mills when I was young)
  • Nightmare on Elm Street (I was hugely into this at about 14)

Movie I saw the most times in the theater

  • Hedwig and the Angry Inch (8 times in the theater - still an absolute fave)

Movies I've watched many times as an adult

  • Bringing Up Baby
  • Philadelphia Story
  • Casablanca
  • Donnie Darko
  • Ghost World
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Spirited Away
  • Raising Arizona


beekaytee - May 15, 2007 3:14:53 pm PDT #8488 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh, right. Add the BBC/A&E Pride and Prejudice to my list.

Ditto! Several times a year.


Tom Scola - May 16, 2007 8:58:47 am PDT #8489 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Who knew the mild-mannered cuckoo clock could evolve into such a gruesome object? Fans of the Stanley Kubrick film The Shining will adore this takeoff on the innocent pop-out clock, where every hour Jack Nicholson's crazed face pops through the door, yelling "Here's Johnny!" as Shelley Duvall screams in terror.

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Jessica - May 16, 2007 9:59:41 am PDT #8490 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't find the press release online anywhere, but David Hewlett's movie A Dog's Breakfast will be coming out on DVD in September. Did it ever get a theatrical release in Canada?


Sue - May 16, 2007 10:06:11 am PDT #8491 of 10001
hip deep in pie

It never came to a theatre near me, Jessica. I'm guessing from the "request a screening" form on their website that they don't have a distributor.

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Laga - May 16, 2007 6:27:16 pm PDT #8492 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I missed the discussion of the trailers on Spidey 3 but I wanted to put in my $.02 regarding Across the Universe (the trippy Beatles one.) It's directed by Julie Taymor which is enough to make me want to see it but now I'm afraid of what the final cut might turn out to be. Read the article about the editing controversy here:


Tom Scola - May 17, 2007 1:46:45 am PDT #8493 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Ocean's 13 featurette.

In case you were wondering, Ellen Barkin in HAWT.


Kate P. - May 17, 2007 3:55:33 am PDT #8494 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Spider-Man 3:

Wow, that movie sucked! It's possible it would have sucked a lot less if it had been cut down to about half that length, but I don't know. If I hadn't been there with someone who was really excited about seeing it, I probably would have walked out soon after I lost all interest, which was about an HOUR before the movie ended.

Good things about the movie:

James Franco. Hot DAMN, is he gorgeous.

Bruce Campbell's cameo.

Topher Grace, though his hair was unfortunate.

Bad things:

Uh, pretty much everything else. Spider-Man himself just bores me, I'm afraid. I realize I may be in a minority here, but I really don't like Tobey Maguire. He creeps me out, and I think he's really unattractive. He's a freakish bug-eyed man-child. Also, this isn't his fault, but I'm pretty tired of Spidey being some mopey, emo dude who cries at the drop of a hat. COME ON. One of the few sequences in the movie that I really enjoyed was when Peter lets the symbiote overtake him, and he's walking down the street snapping his fingers and dancing and all the women are looking at him. That was funny and light-hearted but with an edge of creepiness. More of that, please! (NOT the nightclub dance scene though. SWEET JESUS. I turned to my friend during that scene and said, "I feel like I'm watching The Mask !")

Harry and Peter together again -- um, what? That whole thing made no sense. (Hee! to Deus Ex Butler. SERIOUSLY.) So just because the Green Goblin was killed with his own blade, that means that Spider-Man couldn't have done it? And then everything is OK between the two of them, even though Peter thought Harry was trying to steal MJ from him?

MJ, you bore the snot out of me. Sorry. Though I did like your hair.

Okay, but seriously: how many villains does a movie really need?? There's Harry as the young Goblin, Sandman, symbiote!Peter, symbiote!Eddie Brock (Venom, right?), and then the actual symbiote itself. OY. I suppose you could just count the symbiote as one villain, though it took significantly different forms. But more to the point, every time some new incarnation of it appeared, it just added to the feeling that the movie would never. ever. end.

Also, was that Paris Hilton I saw in the first scene of Peter in class??

In conclusion:

Now that Harry Osborn is dead, I pretty much have no reason to continue watching the Spidey movies.


evil jimi - May 17, 2007 4:04:15 am PDT #8495 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

from Imdb:

Classic British crime film The Long Good Friday is getting a Hollywood makeover in Miami under the direction of Resident Evil moviemaker Paul W. S. Anderson. The 1980 original starred Bob Hoskins as a London gangster whose criminal empire comes under attack from a wave of mysterious bombings. But production company Handmade Films says the new movie would be "refreshed" with a modern setting. Chairman Patrick Meehan says, "The original was a highly praised classic and one of Handmade's most prized films, but its reach was limited primarily to the U.K. Following continued interest from the U.S., we realized this remake could attract audiences worldwide with an updated setting and contemporary overtones. When Paul presented his creative vision for this project, we were instantly convinced that this is a story that could be successfully refreshed, yet leave the integrity of the original intact." No actors have so far been cast for the project.

cos Anderson has such a great track record as a director. They could've at least remade it in England.


Frankenbuddha - May 17, 2007 4:14:43 am PDT #8496 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Wow, does that fall into the realm of really REALLY bad ideas.