That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Strega - Mar 06, 2007 1:58:30 pm PST #7753 of 10001

Last night we watched The Miracle of Morgan's Creek and The Quiet Man.

I think the passage of time has made Morgan's Creek less laugh-out-loud funny and more really-damn-weird. Not that it wasn't amusing, but we spent a lot of time saying, "Wow, they're still piling on more complications? Where is this going?" Plus, a lot of the comedy is based to some degree on shock value, and since much of it isn't shocking now, that hurts it a bit. (The premise is that a girl gets drunk, may or may not get married to a soldier whose name she can't remember, and then finds out she's pregnant. Mayhem ensues.)

The Quiet Man was also somewhat weird, not to mention kinky. But also quite charming and gorgeous. Bonus points for the IRA joke, too. I love movies where half the supporting characters have their own subplots.


Sean K - Mar 06, 2007 4:24:11 pm PST #7754 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Would have made an excellent short but as a full-length movie it was just too dumb. The first 30 minutes or so were funny as hell because it's true!

My understanding is that the studio took away control from Mike Judge, and that the movie that you saw was not necessarily the movie he wanted to make.

I would have liked to see the movie he wanted to make.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2007 4:45:09 pm PST #7755 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My understanding is that the studio took away control from Mike Judge, and that the movie that you saw was not necessarily the movie he wanted to make.

Watching the DVD, it's very obvious that this was the case. There are several scenes that just don't make any sense, in a very "the studio didn't know what the fuck they were holding in their hands and so handed it off to a herd of crazed ferrets to do the final cut and then plugged the holes with vapid voiceover narration" kind of way. (The VO isn't terrible, but it was clearly slapped on at the last minute after focus groups reported that the only way anyone would be able to tell what was happening in what remained of this movie would be for someone to constantly explain it while the film was playing.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2007 12:25:14 pm PST #7756 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The End Is Nigh!


Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 12:35:03 pm PST #7757 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Wow.

I never saw "Catwoman". Halle Berry was enough to put me off seeing it.

But after reading that plot summary...is that for real?

Because now I want to kill and kill until my arms are too tired to move.


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2007 12:43:18 pm PST #7758 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do they really mean she's illusive? We should be so lucky. More illusiveness, please.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:45:44 pm PST #7759 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Maybe they misspelled "dellusive"?


Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2007 12:52:25 pm PST #7760 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

MM, I am easy to please. I liked Daredevil. I liked Hulk. I even liked Fantastic Four.

But oh my God, was Catwoman awful.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2007 2:44:29 pm PST #7761 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Aside from the mere existence of the film, consider that it's airing on American Movie Classics.

Did I miss a news story about all copies of every movie ever made except this one and the works of Uwe Boll being tragically destroyed?


DavidS - Mar 08, 2007 2:47:21 pm PST #7762 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

consider that it's airing on American Movie Classics.

Awww, don't pick on AMC. They were great when they had access to the MGM and WB libraries. Once Turner Classic Movies took those back, they had to settle for what scrapings and leavings they could find.