Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first?

'Heart Of Gold'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


sumi - Mar 03, 2006 7:16:05 am PST #756 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Warner Brothers has bought the rights to The Sparrow for Brad Pit's production company.


Vonnie K - Mar 03, 2006 8:04:58 am PST #757 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Oh, good God. Brad Pitt *is* going to play Emilio Sandoz, isn't he? Or possibly the character will be renamed as... I don't know, Emil Shepperd or something and will turn out to hail from Springfield instead of Puerto Rico.

t rolls eyes forever


DavidS - Mar 03, 2006 8:18:43 am PST #758 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What a waste of Johnny Depp in a wig and frock coat. *sigh*

I think his nose rots off from syphillis towards the end of the movie, so just as well.


Betsy HP - Mar 03, 2006 9:33:43 am PST #759 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I'm sure on Depp, it looks dashing.


Jessica - Mar 03, 2006 11:41:17 am PST #760 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've been so busy at work today I didn't get a chance to mention that DH and I saw Thank You For Smoking last night (it comes out in April).

They've thrown away the book's plot almost entirely, but the tone is dead-on. The casting is pitch-perfect, and most of the dialogue is lifted straight out of the book. (With the exception of the ones written specially for Adam Brody, who is hysterically funny. He's got a line about syphilis that had me in tears. And one about sushi.)

It loses steam in the third act (see above, re: no real plot), but it's not a big deal since the film is only 90 minutes long.

The only major quibble I have with it is that for some reason, nobody is ever shown smoking onscreen, which is a pretty glaring omission considering the subject matter. There's a weird hypocrisy about it -- they'll let the characters say much more than they're willing to actually show.


Jessica - Mar 03, 2006 11:47:32 am PST #761 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aaaaaaaaand just for fun:

Brokeback Mountain, the 30-second-animated-bunny version.


Aims - Mar 03, 2006 11:50:38 am PST #762 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Am I totally late to the party that I just saw Brokeback Point Break trailer last night?


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2006 11:59:34 am PST #763 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Brokeback Mountain, the 30-second-animated-bunny version.

::snerkity snerk::


SuziQ - Mar 03, 2006 12:14:58 pm PST #764 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Jessica and the bunnies have broken me.

I wish I could quit you.


JZ - Mar 03, 2006 12:56:26 pm PST #765 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::catches up on thread::

::bursts into hysterical Brokeback flashback tears::

Fuck. Hec's never gonna be willing to see this movie with me.