She growls?! You made her so she growls?!

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Jessica - Feb 15, 2006 4:53:08 am PST #505 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anne, 2 die, 6 survive.


Beverly - Feb 15, 2006 5:13:09 am PST #506 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Argh, read the whitefont, now will have to wait to Netflix Eight Below.

What the frell is it about animal death? I can sit through mayhem, spouting blood, the crack of breaking bones, any manner of FX torture upon the human frame, but put Lassie or Lulu the dancing hippo in danger, and I'm a puddle of unresisting meltdown. "Poor Fluffy! Awwww, kitty...."

What IS it? Over-identification with anthropomorphized characters? The notion that critters are inarticulate therefore helpless? The urge to protect Simba and all his well-endowed with fang and claw harem? Somebody 'splain it. 'Cause all I know is, I can watch Kate Beckinsale chow down on a person and never bat an eye. But let one of those penguins fall in a crevasse, and I'm done.


Nutty - Feb 15, 2006 5:22:43 am PST #507 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Symbolically, domesticated animals are like children -- dependent, cute, requiring our help. (That's not actually true for a lot of domesticated animals, especially e.g. working dogs, but that's how it tends to feel.)

The rules of actioner fiction are such that you'll almost never see a child die. (Or anyway, not a child that's had a close-up.) It's just too much of a downer, too horrifying to too much of the audience. So if you want your action to have any serious emotional impact (but not too serious), you've got to have adult redshirts, and for that leetle bit of extra impact, a pet.

There were a bunch of dumb action movies in the 90s that let the family pet live, in ridiculous or bathetic ways, so much so it became a joke. In The Lost World, when T. Rex goes hog-wild on San Diego, there's a joke-shot of her eating up a family bulldog, specifically lampooning that trend.


Jessica - Feb 15, 2006 5:23:16 am PST #508 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, in this film, the dogs are better actors than the rest of the cast combined. Plus, they have BIG DOGGIE EYES and make those sad puppy noises.


Sean K - Feb 15, 2006 7:02:21 am PST #509 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Um.... I'm not entirely sure what to make of this, but I think I have to see it.


flea - Feb 15, 2006 8:32:42 am PST #510 of 10001
information libertarian

What Sean said, but for a different movie: [link]

ETA the LJ review that gives away all the best parts: [link] (with screencaps!)


Theodosia - Feb 15, 2006 8:33:48 am PST #511 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Huskies (at least ones with big eyes and pathetic eyes) may well be Jessica's cheetahsweak spot.


Jessica - Feb 15, 2006 9:08:57 am PST #512 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's the tender love story of a terminally ill man who was reborn as a Pakistani squid, and his fight to regain his former glory as a champion professional wrestler. Except this time, he's got 8 extra appedages, an ink sac, and (presumably) a beak. His rival, enraged at the prospect that he might be defeated in the ring by a giant squid, transforms himself into a similarly giant octopus. The two oversized cephalopods do goodly battle, finally giving a definitive answer to "who would win in a fight between a squid and an octopus".

HMOG that's brilliant. I know at least 5 people who need to own this DVD.


Dana - Feb 15, 2006 9:09:24 am PST #513 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The screencaps are just flat-out awesome.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2006 9:23:17 am PST #514 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Sweet Italian Jesus. I need to own that movie.