Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?

'Trash'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 10, 2006 1:18:30 pm PDT #4111 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The mood was finally right for me to go see Snakes on a Plane this afternoon. I'm happy to report that it was fun to watch throughout, despite all the handwave-y things that should have thrown me out of the movie.

I did think to myself that the witness against Eddie Kim wasn't quite so crucial as they made out, what with him obviously committing an act of domestic terrorism that would get him disappeared to wherever has taken the place of Guantanimo, Miranda rights or no. Not to mention that some of the people who died would surely have relatives that would go Charles Bronson on him.


sumi - Sep 10, 2006 6:52:21 pm PDT #4112 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Slashfilm and Coming Soon.net both have announcements that MGM is going to produce a Live Action Hobbit - possibly a two-parter in conjunction with New Line.

Are these sites generally accurate?


amych - Sep 11, 2006 3:56:41 am PDT #4113 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

::Going to happy Tony Jaa place in my head. Considering staying there all day, or possibly until at at least Thursday.::


sumi - Sep 11, 2006 10:46:36 am PDT #4114 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

The MGM/New Line Hobbit story is now being reported in The Guardian.


Cashmere - Sep 11, 2006 2:13:52 pm PDT #4115 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I had no idea they were releasing the ruined unenhanced theatrical releases of the original Star Wars triology on DVD.

I'm turning in my geek card.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2006 2:20:04 pm PDT #4116 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're releasing them with the ruined ones, if memory serves. I've read people bristling at the appearance of supporting the crap by buying the originals the only way they can legally.


Gris - Sep 11, 2006 2:29:31 pm PDT #4117 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I bristle. I'm bristling right now.

I'm gonna stick with my ripped laserdisc copies, especially since that's all the unenhanced ones are going to be, really. Apparently, they didn't realize that we (or at least I) wouldn't have minded if all they did was improve the video and audio. Really. It's the crappy extra scenes and changes we don't want.

If i had the time and skills, I'd take the "enhanced" version and the "unenhanced" version and create a version of the second that uses audio/video from the former wherever they didn't actually fuck with it other than in a "make it look less like crap" way. I think somebody out on the internets already did that, actually, but I wouldn't know where to find it.


Cashmere - Sep 11, 2006 2:32:10 pm PDT #4118 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Since I have neither ripped laser disc copies, nor even a watchable VHS copy, I'll go see them via netflix and be happy with what we've got.

Although I'll bet my cousin who did have a laser disc player and the discs would be able to rip me some DVD copies if I asked him nicely.


Sean K - Sep 11, 2006 2:36:04 pm PDT #4119 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Although I'll bet my cousin who did have a laser disc player and the discs would be able to rip me some DVD copies if I asked him nicely.

All it needs is an S-Video out.


Cashmere - Sep 11, 2006 5:51:22 pm PDT #4120 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

We just watched Green Street Hooligans and I loved it. Except Claire Forlani is a stupid bint for taking her BABY to a HOOLIGAN FIGHT. Other than that, I loved it all.