Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


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Strega - Aug 30, 2006 7:54:30 am PDT #3894 of 10001

Wouldn't you just use the cast of Dog City for that?


Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 7:54:31 am PDT #3895 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Which character was doing the torture of the police guy? That could be Gonzo.

Mr. Blond

Dr. Teeth should be the other undercover cop who teaches Mr. Orange (Tim Roth) how to tell his bathroom story.

Or possibly he should be Joe Cabot, the boss.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 7:55:23 am PDT #3896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mr Pink: Rizzo

Heh.

We should cast Puppet!Angel in this too....


Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 7:56:09 am PDT #3897 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

We should cast Puppet!Angel in this too....

As Nice Guy Eddie, or Mr. White?


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 7:56:39 am PDT #3898 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You guys are totally missing Janice. She needs to be cast as something!

t lone Janice fan

She should play Mrs. Hamlet.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 8:00:46 am PDT #3899 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So in Fargo, which Muppet would go in the wood chipper? And would the stuff that comes out be red or white?


juliana - Aug 30, 2006 8:01:39 am PDT #3900 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

You guys are totally missing Janice. She needs to be cast as something!

Janice would be the Uma Thurman character in Pulp Fiction.

Re-cast The Simpsons with Muppets: GO!


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 8:02:16 am PDT #3901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She should play Mrs. Hamlet.

Mrs. Hamlet sounds like the name of a British sitcom.


Strega - Aug 30, 2006 8:02:45 am PDT #3902 of 10001

There's no role for Janice in Reservoir Dogs. But she'll be perfect as Ellie in The Muppets Kill Bill.

Also, the only possible choice for Mr. Blond is The Swedish Chef.


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 8:06:10 am PDT #3903 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Animal as Bart.