She should play Mrs. Hamlet.
Mrs. Hamlet sounds like the name of a British sitcom.
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
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tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 8:02:16 am PDT #3901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strega - Aug 30, 2006 8:02:45 am PDT #3902 of 10001
There's no role for Janice in Reservoir Dogs. But she'll be perfect as Ellie in The Muppets Kill Bill.
Also, the only possible choice for Mr. Blond is The Swedish Chef.
Aims - Aug 30, 2006 8:06:10 am PDT #3903 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Animal as Bart.
Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 8:08:44 am PDT #3904 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
So in Fargo, which Muppet would go in the wood chipper? And would the stuff that comes out be red or white?
Hmmm.... Well, in Fargo, Janice should totally be the Frances McDormand character. Ms. Piggy is to hyper for that. As for who goes in the woodchipper, Rizzo seemed such a good choice for the Steve Buschemi character in Reservoir Dogs, why not here as well? The real question is who should take Peter Stormare's place as the quiet Frenchman?
Re-cast The Simpsons with Muppets: GO!
Hmmm.... That's tough. Kermit doesn't seem a very good match for Homer, nor Ms. Piggy for Marge.
juliana - Aug 30, 2006 8:14:59 am PDT #3905 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Kermit doesn't seem a very good match for Homer,
No, but he'd be a good Flanders.
nor Ms. Piggy for Marge.
But perhaps Mrs. Krabapple?
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 8:17:44 am PDT #3906 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, in Downfall, is there a Muppet who could do a good Hitler?
Also, for the scene where Mrs. Goebbels poisons her children, Mrs. Goebbels could be played by Gonzo, and her children could be played by the chickens. It would be extra-poignant!
Sophia Brooks - Aug 30, 2006 8:22:10 am PDT #3907 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I always thought that Janice looks like Tara on Buffy. Or vice versa.
Glamcookie - Aug 30, 2006 8:29:37 am PDT #3908 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
So in Fargo, which Muppet would go in the wood chipper? And would the stuff that comes out be red or white?
I vote for Elmo. And it would be RED, baby! Eat it, Elmo!
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 8:31:30 am PDT #3909 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee!
Volans - Aug 30, 2006 9:11:36 am PDT #3910 of 10001
move out and draw fire
GC got there first.
You guys are totally missing Janice. She needs to be cast as something!
She's totally Ophelia, dude, like wow man.
Which frees up Piggy to be Gertrude.