But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.

River ,'Safe'


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tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 7:22:35 am PDT #3889 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NO. Dr. Teeth as The Player. Yes!!

Good call.

I'd also pay good money to see Miss Piggy as Ophelia, acting all crazy and shit... complaining that Kermie's doublets were undone....


Volans - Aug 30, 2006 7:45:21 am PDT #3890 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Gonzo in drag as Gertrude.

a Casablanca sequel. I think it was going to be called As Time Goes By and star Julia Roberts and Ralph Fiennes.

I owe whoever killed that project a life. And so does whoever greenlighted it.


Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 7:50:09 am PDT #3891 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oooh! Muppets cast in various famous movies!

Reservoir Dogs. Go!


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 7:51:20 am PDT #3892 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which character was doing the torture of the police guy? That could be Gonzo.


Tom Scola - Aug 30, 2006 7:52:30 am PDT #3893 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Mr Pink: Rizzo


Strega - Aug 30, 2006 7:54:30 am PDT #3894 of 10001

Wouldn't you just use the cast of Dog City for that?


Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 7:54:31 am PDT #3895 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Which character was doing the torture of the police guy? That could be Gonzo.

Mr. Blond

Dr. Teeth should be the other undercover cop who teaches Mr. Orange (Tim Roth) how to tell his bathroom story.

Or possibly he should be Joe Cabot, the boss.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 7:55:23 am PDT #3896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mr Pink: Rizzo

Heh.

We should cast Puppet!Angel in this too....


Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 7:56:09 am PDT #3897 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

We should cast Puppet!Angel in this too....

As Nice Guy Eddie, or Mr. White?


Aims - Aug 30, 2006 7:56:39 am PDT #3898 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You guys are totally missing Janice. She needs to be cast as something!

t lone Janice fan

She should play Mrs. Hamlet.