OK, in a Muppet version of Appocolapse Now, who should play Kurtz?
Sam the Eagle.
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
'Bushwhacked'
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Sue - Aug 30, 2006 6:46:21 am PDT #3882 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Sue - Aug 30, 2006 6:47:13 am PDT #3883 of 10001
hip deep in pie
And Vladimir and Estragon would be huge hit if played by two of Gonzo's chickens.
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 6:50:33 am PDT #3884 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sam the Eagle.
Ooh, that gets my vote.
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 6:53:00 am PDT #3885 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, how about the titular roles in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead ?
Tom Scola - Aug 30, 2006 6:54:05 am PDT #3886 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Ernie and Bert
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 6:55:24 am PDT #3887 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ernie and Bert
Ooh. And Kermit could be Hamlet. And Fozzie as the leader of The Players?
juliana - Aug 30, 2006 7:17:42 am PDT #3888 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
And Fozzie as the leader of The Players?
Hmmmm, I see Fozzie as more of a Polonius character. Maybe Rolf as The Player?
NO. Dr. Teeth as The Player. Yes!!
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 7:22:35 am PDT #3889 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
NO. Dr. Teeth as The Player. Yes!!
Good call.
I'd also pay good money to see Miss Piggy as Ophelia, acting all crazy and shit... complaining that Kermie's doublets were undone....
Volans - Aug 30, 2006 7:45:21 am PDT #3890 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Gonzo in drag as Gertrude.
a Casablanca sequel. I think it was going to be called As Time Goes By and star Julia Roberts and Ralph Fiennes.
I owe whoever killed that project a life. And so does whoever greenlighted it.
Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 7:50:09 am PDT #3891 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Oooh! Muppets cast in various famous movies!
Reservoir Dogs. Go!