No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Tom Scola - Aug 29, 2006 8:43:22 am PDT #3812 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Is there a franchise that bounced back on the third try?

Goldfinger.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 29, 2006 8:47:15 am PDT #3813 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Goldfinger.

I dunno, I prefer From Russia With Love to Goldfinger, and I think it was also better than Dr. No.

shrugs


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2006 8:50:21 am PDT #3814 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not all direct to DVD releases were conceived that way, though. Some of them are an admission post-completion of suckage.


Aims - Aug 29, 2006 8:51:50 am PDT #3815 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Scarlett the horrendous sequel to Gone With the Wind.


ChiKat - Aug 29, 2006 8:53:19 am PDT #3816 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Bring It On 2.

Even worse, Bring It On 3. Coming out on DVD soon! (To be fair, I haven't seen it, but it is a straight to DVD flick and I can't imagine it's any good.)


Aims - Aug 29, 2006 8:56:16 am PDT #3817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sometimes the straight to DVD surprises. About as often as Haley's Comet, but it can happen. Lion King 1 1/2 cracked my shit up.


Lee - Aug 29, 2006 8:58:02 am PDT #3818 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Toy Story 2 was originally supposed to be a direct to DVD, but then TPTB decided (rightly, IMO) it was good enough to be a theatrical release.


beekaytee - Aug 29, 2006 9:03:51 am PDT #3819 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Some of them are an admission post-completion of suckage.

Prophecy 3 & 4.

Now, the fact is, I loved them...but I'm bent that way.

Still, with no Walken, the point was lost like a lamb in a wolf den...BUT...shirtless Jason Scott Lee...so there's that.

The commentaries pretty much confess that the film makers were just doing it for a lark. They filmed both together and, with hope, or perhaps delusion, included a cliffhanger at the end of 5.

With a wobbly lack of shame, I admit that I'd rent 6 if it existed.


Theodosia - Aug 29, 2006 9:15:23 am PDT #3820 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Third in a series better than the first two: Evil Dead II? (The one where Bruce Campbell time travels back to fight zombies et al) Have I got the title right?


Sean K - Aug 29, 2006 9:17:53 am PDT #3821 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Third in a series better than the first two: Evil Dead II? (The one where Bruce Campbell time travels back to fight zombies et al) Have I got the title right?

Evil Dead III, a.k.a. Army of Darkness. Evil Dead II was still made of awesome, though.