Also, sporks.
Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!
Willow ,'Storyteller'
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Gris - Aug 22, 2006 5:48:12 am PDT #3643 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Jessica - Aug 22, 2006 6:33:54 am PDT #3644 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There was a can of Sprite that rolled down the aisle after the co-pilot got snaked. There was the Colavita olive oil that saved an adorable child from getting snaked. The Purell hand sanitizer that didn't save anyone from getting snaked.
Theodosia - Aug 22, 2006 6:59:11 am PDT #3645 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
FWIW, the herpetologist who was showing off his 20ft ball python at Arisia two years back kept several bottles of Listerine mouthwash close at hand. If the python had started trying to attack (squeeze, bite, etc) someone, he or his spotter would have poured it over the snake's head, as they really really don't like it.
Note that the python was two or three days before shedding, which means that it was relatively listless and calm, so he judged it safe to be handled by strangers, but he had an experienced snakehandler standing nearby for safety's sake. Clearly he knows his business.
Nutty - Aug 22, 2006 7:08:11 am PDT #3646 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
For the record, I would not want mouthwash poured on my head either.
But I'll remember this detail, next time I am in single combat with a python.
Gris - Aug 22, 2006 7:10:30 am PDT #3647 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I like it when mouthwash gets poured over my head. It's tingly. Admittedly, it'd probably distract me from squeezing/biting.
Nutty - Aug 22, 2006 7:12:22 am PDT #3648 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
...why does that sound like the very beginning of a personals ad?
Volans - Aug 22, 2006 7:53:54 am PDT #3649 of 10001
move out and draw fire
...why does it sound like Gris has actual personal experience with mouthwash being poured over his head?
Gris, were you trying to squeeze or bite someone?
DavidS - Aug 22, 2006 7:57:49 am PDT #3650 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gris, were you trying to squeeze or bite someone?
...and were you shedding your skin?
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 22, 2006 8:12:37 am PDT #3651 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I don't want anything that can sting my gums as much as Listerine does anywhere near my eyes.
Note to self: Buy pet mongoose before next plane trip.
Betsy HP - Aug 22, 2006 8:23:33 am PDT #3652 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I don't want anything that can sting my gums as much as Listerine does anywhere near my eyes.
Yeah, but then what about the Altoids Experience?