River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

'Serenity'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


§ ita § - Jul 20, 2006 7:31:12 am PDT #3014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, narf?

Scrunt.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2006 7:32:10 am PDT #3015 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, narf?

Makes me wonder if he had an unrequited crush on somebody named "Fran" at some point, but that's probably just the result of knowing about too many Dracula movies where there's a mysterious character by the name of "Alucard" lurking about.


Hayden - Jul 20, 2006 7:32:20 am PDT #3016 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Y'all play nice.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2006 7:33:03 am PDT #3017 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Scrunt

Heh, I read a comment that this was an indication that M. Night doesn't Google.


Sean K - Jul 20, 2006 7:36:21 am PDT #3018 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I gave up on him when he started casting actors that trigger my "ick, something disgusting just crawled out from under a rock" response: Mel Gibson, Joachin Phoenix, Michael Pitt, and now Paul Giamatti.

Oh Matt. You don't like Paul? He's one of my favorite actors, precisely because he looks like such a schlub. I love that face! Such pathos.


amych - Jul 20, 2006 7:44:33 am PDT #3019 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Makes me wonder if he had an unrequited crush on somebody named "Fran" at some point

Pinky would've been funnier.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 20, 2006 7:44:42 am PDT #3020 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Paul Giammatti is the spitting image of my best friends brother seen here, [link] the third person down.

Or perhaps he is the spitting image of Paul.


Kalshane - Jul 20, 2006 7:53:50 am PDT #3021 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Also, narf?

Zort!


Sean K - Jul 20, 2006 7:55:38 am PDT #3022 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Poit!


Strega - Jul 20, 2006 7:58:06 am PDT #3023 of 10001

Wow. I root for him to do something good, because, as the review says

Even The Village is one of the most elegantly crafted stupid movies you'll ever see.

He does such pretty, pretty things! I just wish he would let someone else write the scripts.