Spidey's Sandman is like the T-1000, except made out of sand.
Kickass!
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
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Polter-Cow - Jun 28, 2006 7:30:14 am PDT #2522 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Kalshane - Jun 28, 2006 7:38:51 am PDT #2523 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Spidey's Sandman is like the T-1000, except made out of sand.
This is what I was going to say, though he predates the T-1000 by about 30 years.
Although he doesn't have the "look like someone else" abilities and is still made of sand, which does have its disadvantages.
Polter-Cow - Jun 28, 2006 7:42:39 am PDT #2524 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So does Spidey defeat Sandman by turning him into glass?
Perhaps Mr. Glass?
Meaning Samuel L. Jackson is in the next movie??
tommyrot - Jun 28, 2006 7:43:41 am PDT #2525 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sandman gets turned into a minimalist composer?
Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2006 7:44:41 am PDT #2526 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So does Spidey defeat Sandman by turning him into glass?
No, he unleashes a herd of house cats on him who use him as a giant litter box. The scritching eventually reduces him to sand-covered poo.
tommyrot - Jun 28, 2006 7:47:51 am PDT #2527 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, he unleashes a herd of house cats on him who use him as a giant litter box.
Yeah, but where's he gonna get a herd of house cats on such short notice?
This sounds like a job for... Crazy Old Cat Lady!
Besides her power to defeat Sandman with cat feces, she can instantly create usefull objects by stacking cats!
"Form of... a cat bazooka!"
Tom Scola - Jun 28, 2006 7:48:55 am PDT #2528 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Yeah, but where's he gonna get a herd of house cats on such short notice?
Felicia.
Polter-Cow - Jun 28, 2006 7:54:27 am PDT #2529 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Buffistas = funny.
Volans - Jun 28, 2006 7:55:48 am PDT #2530 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Spiderman - Catwoman crossover.
Sandman is kind of a golem then? (Nope, never read the comics, only watched the animated series for the theme song and Firestar).
Kalshane - Jun 28, 2006 7:58:03 am PDT #2531 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Sandman: [link]