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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Gris - Jun 23, 2006 1:01:59 pm PDT #2456 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I always assumed that the spaceship he flew to earth in was a standard, close-to-light-speed thing that didn't take too long by his standards thanks to relativity.

Wrong, or never addressed?


Jessica - Jun 23, 2006 1:59:24 pm PDT #2457 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, does he fly a LOT faster than the speed of light? I mean, we're assuming Krypton is pretty far away, right?

He makes like the audience and waves his hands.


Cashmere - Jun 23, 2006 4:24:24 pm PDT #2458 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Bravo just did 100 scariest movies--some I've never heard of. But the commentary was fabulous. Rob Zombie has the driest sense of humor. Sadly, I'll probably not watch the films I've not seen because I dislike horror movies.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2006 5:14:19 pm PDT #2459 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The movie Superman is essentially the pre-Crisis Earth-1 Superman, who could fly way WAY faster than light. Though it sounds like maybe they're employing some elements of the post-Crisis Superman, whose powers remain even under a red sun until he slowly depletes them through use?


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2006 5:17:02 pm PDT #2460 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That might have been the special that turned me on to The Audition. When Rob Zombie said it freaked him out, I went straight to Netflix and didn't watch any of their clips.


Cashmere - Jun 23, 2006 5:21:10 pm PDT #2461 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That might have been the special that turned me on to The Audition. When Rob Zombie said it freaked him out, I went straight to Netflix and didn't watch any of their clips.

Yup. That's the one. When you freak out Rob Zombie, you know you've hit paydirt.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2006 5:23:59 pm PDT #2462 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It seemed like half the people they interviewed picked The Audition as one of the scariest. Though perhaps its plot of a crazy person torturing someone in the film industry hit too close to home.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2006 5:25:33 pm PDT #2463 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt, remind me--what exactly did he do for a living before he started auditioning women. Was it creative? I thought the film stuff was his friend.


Cashmere - Jun 23, 2006 5:27:01 pm PDT #2464 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The Swimming with Sharks factor.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2006 5:30:34 pm PDT #2465 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The Swimming with Sharks factor.

EWWW!!! Now I'm envisioning the atrocities in AUDITION being done with paper cuts instead of how they were done in the movie. *shudder*