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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2006 5:23:59 pm PDT #2462 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It seemed like half the people they interviewed picked The Audition as one of the scariest. Though perhaps its plot of a crazy person torturing someone in the film industry hit too close to home.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2006 5:25:33 pm PDT #2463 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt, remind me--what exactly did he do for a living before he started auditioning women. Was it creative? I thought the film stuff was his friend.


Cashmere - Jun 23, 2006 5:27:01 pm PDT #2464 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The Swimming with Sharks factor.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2006 5:30:34 pm PDT #2465 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The Swimming with Sharks factor.

EWWW!!! Now I'm envisioning the atrocities in AUDITION being done with paper cuts instead of how they were done in the movie. *shudder*


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2006 5:38:04 pm PDT #2466 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that worse?


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2006 6:31:39 pm PDT #2467 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Is that worse?

It would be slower.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2006 6:37:26 pm PDT #2468 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But quieter. The sound really killed me on The Audition, because I tried to look away, but it all just seemed worse.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2006 6:40:03 pm PDT #2469 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But quieter. The sound really killed me on The Audition, because I tried to look away, but it all just seemed worse.

Hmmm. Maybe a manila folder then. Slow, and I've heard the sound those make the few times I've cut myself on them.


bon bon - Jun 23, 2006 7:08:25 pm PDT #2470 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Not reading the Audition stuff. But agreed that scariest movies series was well done.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 24, 2006 1:46:36 am PDT #2471 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oops, sorry ita, I actually haven't seen the movie yet. Just snippets from that special and what I've read about it. I don't recall what the poor bastard did before setting up auditions and running afoul of Miss Adventure .