Don't give away the best joke ever made about Garrison Keillor!
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
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Hayden - Jun 19, 2006 7:32:13 am PDT #2358 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Zenkitty - Jun 19, 2006 8:23:22 am PDT #2359 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Now I want to hear the joke.
Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2006 8:24:29 am PDT #2360 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Keillor? I hardly know 'er!
tommyrot - Jun 19, 2006 8:24:36 am PDT #2361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Don't give away the best joke ever made about Garrison Keillor!
Is the punchline "The Aristocrats!"?
Sue - Jun 19, 2006 8:26:39 am PDT #2362 of 10001
hip deep in pie
"But I needed the eggs?"
tommyrot - Jun 19, 2006 8:28:46 am PDT #2363 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is it the one that starts, "A priest, a rabbi, a duck and Garrison Keillor walk into a bar...."?
Sue - Jun 19, 2006 8:34:36 am PDT #2364 of 10001
hip deep in pie
"I'm a frayed knot."
Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2006 8:38:07 am PDT #2365 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Just put it on my bill."
Sue - Jun 19, 2006 8:39:06 am PDT #2366 of 10001
hip deep in pie
"Doc, how do I get this guy off my ass?"
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2006 8:46:20 am PDT #2367 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
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