"Just put it on my bill."
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell
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"Doc, how do I get this guy off my ass?"
"I think its God, his driver is the POPE!"
"He was arrested for transporting mynahs across staid lions for immortal porpoises."
"Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
"You're not just coming here for the hunting, are you?"
Y'all are off the hook, but I don't remember what(Bodie?) actually said. I laughed at the time, though I am a Keillor fan, but I'm not a nineteen year-old male black drugslinger, so that was totally YMFMMV(Your Motherfucking Mileage May Vary...you know what I'm sayin')Oh, Frank, are you a H:LOTS fan? Because "You didn't come here to hunt, did you?" is a punchline much beloved by Simon, apparently. It was in Homicide a lot and the Wire, too.
"Rectum? I nearly killed him!"
Laughing out loud at work is a bad idea, because people come over to find out what's so funny, and I won't show them.
I now feel obligated to point out that there is a screamingly funny scene in the movie where Woody Harrelson and John C Reilly perform a song that is nothing but a long string of bad jokes, one after the other.