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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Gris - Jun 01, 2006 5:12:41 pm PDT #1956 of 10001
Hey. New board.

On the comma thing, you could also just include the comma in the quick-formatted part. Italicized commas don't look too different from non-italicized.

Example:

This clause was done with quickformatting including the comma, while this clause is, obviously, normal; this clause , on the other hand, has bits of both , but no commas included in the quick-formats.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2006 5:25:04 pm PDT #1957 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma Chameleon, you come and go....


Kathy A - Jun 01, 2006 5:33:33 pm PDT #1958 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

On my cubicle wall, I have the Dilbert cartoon in which Dilbert asks a female co-worker, "Anne, I need you to review my first draft." Upon looking at it, her response is, "TYPO! AAAGH! MY WORLD IS FLYING APART!!!" and she promptly keels over. Wally asks, "You killed Anne L. Retentive with a typo?" and Dilbert says, "No, she's in a comma."

I love bad puns.


Sean K - Jun 01, 2006 6:02:15 pm PDT #1959 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Why, tommyrot? Why would you do that?


DavidS - Jun 01, 2006 7:51:51 pm PDT #1960 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm psyched about Cars.

JZ is watching Bette Davis and Claude Rains in Mr. Skeffington. It was so overwrought and bizarrely soapy and grotesque that I sought a review. This one was accute and bitchy and funny. (Though I'm not sure what "presentational, neo-Brechtian style" means really. Particularly since Brecht was still working at that time.)

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In Mr. Skeffington, an insanely over-elaborate, marathon soap opera, Bette Davis gives one of her presentational, neo-Brechtian-style performances as Fanny, a famous Gramercy Park beauty who plays the field for years, pines incestuously for her weak brother Trippy (Richard Waring), loses her looks (to put it mildly) and learns a tidy lesson in love. Davis, her huge eyes lighting up the barren frames of the film like searchlights, puts together a detailed characterization of a vain, selfish coquette, a calculated portrayal of a calculating woman. She pitches her speaking voice much higher than usual; after a while, the strain this puts on her voice has the effect of fingernails screeching flirtatiously on a blackboard. There's so little going on in the film's first hour and a half that its plush emptiness begins to seem surreal, even hallucinatory. Fanny Skeffington is a woman who barely deserves a short, let alone an epic, but Davis was such a huge star at the time that she insisted on more and more scenes for her character, more lines, more close-ups. Franz Waxman's absurdly obtrusive score, which would be more suitable for a Bugs Bunny cartoon, doesn't help matters.

This is a star vehicle in extremis. There's no movie here, really, just Davis and her Role. When Fanny ages into a balding grotesque, sitting up in bed like a demented peach, Davis sadistically punishes her character, as if she's gleefully sticking it to the pretty but vacant actresses who stole parts from her in the early '30s. The first revelation of her wrinkles from under a veil is staged like the unmasking of the Phantom of the Opera, and this transition to Grand Guignol packs a mild wallop because of all the time we have spent in the company of empty-headed, venal Fanny. But by the time she is stalking through her grand, enervating home recoiling from every mirror, even the most slavering Bette devotee will have reached their diva limit. As Fanny's long-suffering husband, Claude Rains is a tactful, astringent support. The finest scene in the movie is his, and Davis is not in it: he's startlingly raw and open when expressing love for his daughter during a scene in a restaurant. Rains puts Davis's overdone posturing to shame with a deeply felt moment of anguish where we feel how he has transferred his deep, unrequited love for his wife onto his daughter. It's the only genuinely touching moment in the film.

The bright black and white looks excellent, and the sound is fine.

When I first heard that Mr. Skeffington's director Vincent Sherman was alive, I was surprised. When I read that at age 99 he was going to do a commentary track for the Skeffington DVD, I was shocked. Under any circumstances, Sherman's commentary would be fine. Considering his advanced age and the length of the film, it's amazing. He goes into scenes he likes, scenes he doesn't like, and even tells about his complicated relationship with Davis (basically, he had to service her sexually in order to get her to stop behaving badly on the set). It's a candid, intriguing commentary, and must be some sort of record in regards to age. There's also a small featurette, "Mr. Skeffington: A Picture of Strength," and a trailer.

An arduous test of loyalty for Bette Davis fans.

Dan Callahan © slant magazine, 2005.


Megan E. - Jun 02, 2006 5:29:12 am PDT #1961 of 10001

I'm psyched about Cars.

Oh my. I saw another promo for it when I went to see X-men 3, and I guess I just don't get the concept. And why is the country bumpkin tow truck the only car with teeth?


Jessica - Jun 02, 2006 5:41:50 am PDT #1962 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And why is the country bumpkin tow truck the only car with teeth?

They all have teeth. His just stick out more.


sumi - Jun 02, 2006 5:56:57 am PDT #1963 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I think this is a different Alatriste trailer.


Jars - Jun 02, 2006 6:04:03 am PDT #1964 of 10001

People aren't looking forward to Nacho Libre? I can't wait. Oh Jack Black, you are so sexy and yet you will not marry me. The life, she is unfair.


Ailleann - Jun 02, 2006 6:05:55 am PDT #1965 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I think it's the ridiculous polyester "leisure clothes" from the Nacho Libre trailer that snagged me. And the stretchy pants line. I also like calling my friends and greeting them with a hearty NACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!