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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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kat perez - May 27, 2006 5:10:24 pm PDT #1879 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I thought he was pretty enough. Nice torso with the jeans and the wings and all. I don't know.

Nobody in the whole movies was as pretty as Patrick Stewart, anyway, and I'm including Hugh Jackman in that statement. Mmmm, Captain Picard.

I will say that Famke Jensen looked FABULOUS. Just goes to prove that everyone's sexier with a little evil in them.


§ ita § - May 27, 2006 5:26:22 pm PDT #1880 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mmm. I thought Famke looked terrible. Well, for her. Which is great for most mortal females. She looked tired the whole way through. Hugh looked almost peaked himself. Which, still great.

I think the Angel guy had a great body, for the small and wiry, but he didn't have the beauty I'd gotten from the comic book version.

Disclaimer: ever since I learned that he auditioned for the role, I've been a bit particular.


kat perez - May 27, 2006 5:37:04 pm PDT #1881 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Oh, he would've been beautiful! Huge improvement.

Well, I always think she's criminally beautiful anyway, but I thought the tired air gave her beauty a depth that fit the role. There was something weary behind the eyes. And I preferred her with the longer hair. I always found the flippy -do from the first two movies a bit distracting. And I want to look like that in a black cami and boy shorts.

Hugh looked like crap. Which is still better than 90% of mortal men, but bad for him.


§ ita § - May 27, 2006 5:44:44 pm PDT #1882 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hugh did look great from the neck down. Those pecs were rocking. And in the scene where Phoenix was trying to flay him, I couldn't help but think "What about the pants? Will no one think of the pants?" His face, though, was a casualty of getting that ripped, I think. Too low a body fat percentage.

Halle looked Halle-esque. If you like her, then she looked fine. Stewart and McKellen looked creepy at the start where they were digitally de-aged. But Stewart was lickable throughout. Jamie Madrox! Played by Eric Dane! He was the yummy surprise of the movie (sort of how Colossus was in X2). And think of the possibilities!

The "kid" playing Iceman looked way too old himself. Much more like his actual 26 years. Rogue looked significantly more womanly than she had. But not as aged as Shawn.


Kate P. - May 27, 2006 6:03:46 pm PDT #1883 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I thought the guy who played Angel was quite pretty, myself. Wish we'd seen more of him. I did appreciate that both he and Wolverine had shirtless scenes, even if Wolverine's was while being basically skinned alive. Agree that Hugh Jackman's face looked haggard. I thought Famke Janssen looked fabulous (and I WANT her hair).

Okay, in the very last shot, did Magneto make the chess piece move with his mind? My friend and I had differing takes on that scene. I thought it showed him finally having to come to terms with the loss of his power, and having to move the piece physically with his hand. My friend thought his hand was hovering above the piece and that scene was meant to indicate that he was regaining a tiny bit of his power because the piece moved without him actually touching it. Thoughts?


§ ita § - May 27, 2006 6:06:45 pm PDT #1884 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought it was touching, Kate, but the people I've spoken to since then thought it wasn't.


kat perez - May 27, 2006 6:16:28 pm PDT #1885 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Who is Jamie Madrox?

I, too, was hoping for pants-less Wolverine. Alas, it was not to be. I also thought that the porcupine mutant boy was a very tasty treat. Easy on the eyes.

I thought Halle looked like hell. She borrowed Famke's unfortunate flippy -do from the last movie. And what was up with the skunk stripes? And, she really can't act. At all. Even a little. The scene where she's comforting Wolverine after Xavier's death? Painful.

Neither Bobby nor Pyro looked all that good. Time has not been kind. Thought Anna Paquin looked good, though. But I'm still bothered by her decision to take the cure. It seemed out of character. I can see Rogue being conflicted, but ultimately I didn't think that she'd actually go through with it.

Kate, it seemed that almost everyone in my theater today read that last shot as Magneto moving the piece with his mind. I think it could've gone either way.


DebetEsse - May 27, 2006 6:48:03 pm PDT #1886 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I read it the way everyone in your theater did. Especially given the Xavier's Not Dead (which was totally a gun on the wall moment, given that Phoenix wasn't an external entity)

I was irritated by the sheer number of character introduced seemingly just so that they could use their powers in a (note the "a") scene later.

And really disturbed by the wanton death of everyone


Matt the Bruins fan - May 27, 2006 6:49:53 pm PDT #1887 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Huh. Actually, I tend to think the early Rogue character would have leaped at the chance of a mutancy cure.

I was not at all happy with the storyline of the movie, though as others have said it's always a pleasure to see McKellen and Stewart acting.


kat perez - May 27, 2006 6:58:33 pm PDT #1888 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I also really liked Kelsey Grammar (Grammer?). I thought he pulled that character off very well. Although I found the Wolverine/Beast exchanges some of the more poorly written scenes in the movie. Hardly witty repartee.