Yeah, cause $48 million is a terrible opening weekend. (Pre-Memorial Day for the third episode of a franchise.)
Well, it was significantly below Hollywood expectations. (I can't say if those expectations were realistic.)
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
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tommyrot - May 10, 2006 12:05:48 pm PDT #1695 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
erikaj - May 10, 2006 12:44:55 pm PDT #1696 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I think that might be the problem. They've gotten used to slapping Mr. or Ms. Bankable on some sequel and expecting there to be stampedes.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 10, 2006 1:35:35 pm PDT #1697 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I am happy that Cruise's movie seems to be the one that the house of cards tumbles down on, though.
Jessica - May 10, 2006 1:35:49 pm PDT #1698 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well, it was significantly below Hollywood expectations.
IIRC, it was projected to make $50m (and $2m is pocket change in box office dollars). I think we're mainly seeing a "HA! TAKE THAT, CRUISE! You're crazy and your movie bombed!" reaction.
Sean K - May 10, 2006 1:59:19 pm PDT #1699 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Plus, there've been rumors (no link right now) that big chunks of the ticket sales for MI:3 were driven by Scientologists buying huge numbers of seats (that are not necessarily filled with butts when the opening credits roll).
Matt the Bruins fan - May 10, 2006 2:00:22 pm PDT #1700 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Do the studios really care? Ticket money for empty seats will spend just like any other...
§ ita § - May 10, 2006 2:04:16 pm PDT #1701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it'll affect Tom's reputation--I don't think they can assume that Xenu will bankroll him forever.
Sean K - May 10, 2006 2:04:30 pm PDT #1702 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Do the studios really care? Ticket money for empty seats will spend just like any other...
No, of course not. Studios don't give a rat's ass if not a single pair of eyeballs watches, as long as the ticket sales are there. It just adds a little schadenfreude sauce to the small helping of schadenfreude tar tar that comes from the movie not making expectations.
But truth be told, I think Jess' point is quite valid.
Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:08:44 pm PDT #1703 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It just adds a little schadenfreude sauce to the small helping of schadenfreude tar tar that comes from the movie not making expectations.
Mmmmmm, delicious schadenfreude...
(psst -- tartare)
I'm just glad Tom's around to take the blame, leaving JJ's reputation intact enough that he'll get to make another movie.
Sean K - May 10, 2006 2:26:54 pm PDT #1704 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
(psst -- tartare)
Or that thing that Jess said.