(psst -- tartare)
Or that thing that Jess said.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Sean K - May 10, 2006 2:26:54 pm PDT #1704 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:31:50 pm PDT #1705 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Chopped raw schadenfreude seasoned with salt, pepper and lemon juice, topped with parsley and capers.
Nutty - May 10, 2006 4:30:17 pm PDT #1706 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh I thought he meant tartar sauce, the stuff you put on fish sticks. And was going to wonder why you would put sauce on your sauce. Tartare makes much more sense!
Unless that is some weird LA thing, where you DO put sauce on your sauce, in which case, uh. Congratulations?
I think, to be a proper haute Hollywood tartare, it's got to be pan-seared in a piquant papaya salsa and served with haricots verts, am I right? And one of those little carrot curlicues as a garnish.
sumi - May 10, 2006 5:14:35 pm PDT #1707 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I think that the theatre chains mind the empty seats because you can't sell snacks to empty seats.
§ ita § - May 11, 2006 4:29:48 am PDT #1708 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2006 5:24:25 am PDT #1709 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Sweet! From the sound of this, the Scientologist buyout on opening weekend had the exact opposite effect from what they'd hoped. I've never heard of a studio calling for across-the-board budget cuts 6 days after its summer blockbuster opened.
Mr. Broom - May 11, 2006 11:33:42 am PDT #1710 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
I realize the film is not performing up to their expectations, but surely it's still going to do better than break even. A blockbuster that fails to make a stupefying prophet is now a lame duck? I'm not following this.
§ ita § - May 11, 2006 11:39:05 am PDT #1711 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
surely it's still going to do better than break even
Rumour has it that films never break even. Fun with math.
A blockbuster that fails to make a stupefying prophet is now a lame duck?
It's all about expectation and return on investment. Tom mightn't get the money behind him next time, not if Brad gives better return.
Tom Scola - May 11, 2006 11:45:02 am PDT #1712 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Here's an older article on the funding of M:I III [link]
Polter-Cow - May 11, 2006 12:19:04 pm PDT #1713 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
A blockbuster that fails to make a stupefying prophet is now a lame duck?
Yes. All blockbusters must create Mohammed anew.