Do Uwe Boll movies have test audiences? Because if there are movies out there that are worse than the versions of his movies that make it to the theaters, we should all Be Very Afraid.
And we live to fight another day.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell
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Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2006 2:14:01 pm PDT #1518 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Strega - Apr 25, 2006 3:35:11 pm PDT #1519 of 10001
Oh, oh! Yes, they do, and I hope those poor people got paid. Because originally Alone in the Dark had a different ending, and somehow that led to them adding captions or something that completely contradicted the visuals. And they added that extraordinarily long crawl at the beginning because when they tested it the first time, nobody understood what the hell was going on.
I don't think the crawl helped, really. But it did make the movie even funnier, so that's kind of an improvement.
Cashmere - Apr 25, 2006 3:43:33 pm PDT #1520 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm still holding a grudge against the test audience members who audibly gasped at Ralph Fiennes nude scenes at the end of Red Dragon. It was them that got some of the scenes...um...snipped.
Jessica - Apr 25, 2006 5:36:38 pm PDT #1521 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Eh...I tend to assume that any reports of "we had to cut this scene because X's penis is too frighteningly large" are urban legends, until someone produces pictures to prove me wrong.
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I'm waiting...
DavidS - Apr 25, 2006 6:35:32 pm PDT #1522 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But I believe test audiences prefered getting the rich guy in the end.
I heard that Molly Ringwald pushed for the non-Ducky ending. I'm sure I read that in an interview when it came out.
Or, once again, I could be making shit up.
Sue - Apr 25, 2006 6:56:53 pm PDT #1523 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I heard that Molly Ringwald pushed for the non-Ducky ending. I'm sure I read that in an interview when it came out.
No, I heard the same thing. And that Some Kind of Wonderful was made to essentially right the PiP ending.
DawnK - Apr 25, 2006 7:42:36 pm PDT #1524 of 10001
giraffe mode
In some PiP kismet, it's the movie that Lorelai showed at April's birthday party on tonight's Gilmore Girls. Huh.
Volans - Apr 25, 2006 7:55:43 pm PDT #1525 of 10001
move out and draw fire
I used to be a test audience member in college. They don't pay you, and they certainly should - or at least provide coupons for talk therapy sessions - after having you sit through some of the crap.
Of course, it became something of a joke that I never drew a good movie. About one of the movies I saw was ever widely released.
sumi - Apr 26, 2006 4:57:36 am PDT #1526 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Al Pacino has joined the cast of Ocean's 13.
I'm trying to decide whether this is a good thing. Mostly, I think it is.
Tom Scola - Apr 26, 2006 5:01:07 am PDT #1527 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Al Pacino has joined the cast of Ocean's 13.
The plot of the movie is that they have to steal $20 million dollars worth of ham from an ultra-secure smokehouse.