Yeah, but Snakes on a Plane has Samuel Motherfuckin' L. Jackson.
Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.
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Dana - Jan 25, 2006 7:03:57 am PST #130 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 7:04:37 am PST #131 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fresh off the Eugene Levy movie? Man, he's lost a bit of his shine.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 7:20:15 am PST #132 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Fresh off the Eugene Levy movie? Man, he's lost a bit of his shine.
He needs to get eaten by another big-ass braniac shark.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2006 7:22:07 am PST #133 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
How big are these snakes supposed to be, anyway?
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 7:25:47 am PST #134 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
How big are these snakes supposed to be, anyway?
I'm guessing regular size. I think someone would notice an ANACONDA size snake on a plane well before takeoff.
Jessica - Jan 25, 2006 7:28:12 am PST #135 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Dana - Jan 25, 2006 7:34:32 am PST #136 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
So it looks like they're going for quantity of snakes over sheer mass of snakes.
Tom Scola - Jan 25, 2006 7:35:46 am PST #137 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
It's not the size of the snake on a plane, it's how you use it.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 7:37:36 am PST #138 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There seems to be an assortment of snake sizes....
Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Beaks: Exactly.
Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.
Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?
Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!
"You either want to see that, or you don’t." NATLBSB
Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 7:38:24 am PST #139 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
It's not the size of the snake on a plane, it's how you use it.
It's not the mamba but the motion.