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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 7:37:36 am PST #138 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There seems to be an assortment of snake sizes....

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?

Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!

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Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 7:38:24 am PST #139 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's not the size of the snake on a plane, it's how you use it.

It's not the mamba but the motion.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 7:38:52 am PST #140 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not the mamba but the motion.

It's not the python but the position.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 7:39:48 am PST #141 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey baby, wanna see my Burmese Python? It takes four guys to bring it into a room....


Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 7:41:03 am PST #142 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Is that a cobra in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


Steph L. - Jan 25, 2006 7:48:52 am PST #143 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

It's not the mamba but the motion.

It's not the python but the position.

It's not the viper but the vector.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2006 7:49:43 am PST #144 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is that a cobra in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

For you, baby, it's a spitting cobra.


Sean K - Jan 25, 2006 8:27:54 am PST #145 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Snakes on a Plane promo pics

I can't wait to see this movie.


Gris - Jan 25, 2006 8:29:52 am PST #146 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I am WAY EXCITED for Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2006 8:30:48 am PST #147 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Need to smuggle in a 6-pack of Samuel Jackson beer.