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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell

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A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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JZ - Apr 03, 2006 12:19:07 pm PDT #1265 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Exercise caution before watching Spongebob, then, what with all the taking baths and showers and drinking glasses of water and doing spit-takes and drooling and mopping the floor and some characters occasionally having fishbowls on their end tables. You have to embrace the cognitive dissonance or it'll break you.

eta: Bwah! Beautiful Spongebob xpost!

Polter-Cow - Apr 03, 2006 12:26:31 pm PDT #1266 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You do know that fishes can't speak English, right?

Fuck! You're kidding me.

And, heh, I haven't been able to get into Spongebob either.

Tom Scola - Apr 03, 2006 12:31:18 pm PDT #1267 of 10001

Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I was barely able to sit through the trailer for Shark Tale. The "fish" in the movie gave me the heebie jeebies.

tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 12:41:07 pm PDT #1268 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When are they ever gonna do an animated movie about a plucky trilobite?

eta: Speaking of which, here's the world's largest trilobite: [link]

I love how in order to give a sense of its size, they have a drawing of it next to its natural enemy, the house cat....

Ailleann - Apr 03, 2006 12:44:32 pm PDT #1269 of 10001

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

t goes digging for that old script

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2006 1:02:51 pm PDT #1270 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I love how in order to give a sense of its size, they have a drawing of it next to its natural enemy, the house cat....

Well, something must have driven the trilobites into extinction...

Theodosia - Apr 03, 2006 1:46:06 pm PDT #1271 of 10001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I had a similar reaction to the fact that in Shark Tale, a movie that takes place entirely underwater, they SHUFFLE PAPER AROUND.

Hell, I'm still irate about the Disney animated The Hunchback of Notre Dame, they had Quasimodo singing. ::waves cane wildly about::

Gris - Apr 03, 2006 1:52:49 pm PDT #1272 of 10001

Hey. New board.

I love The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Any movie that can deliver the line "Achilles! Heel!" to a horse named Achilles wins in my book.

sumi - Apr 04, 2006 5:43:49 am PDT #1273 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

Alatriste teaser, I think we may have seen this before.

Volans - Apr 04, 2006 8:53:09 am PDT #1274 of 10001

move out and draw fire

I love The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Any movie that can deliver the line "Achilles! Heel!" to a horse named Achilles wins in my book.

Best. Part.

Ice Age 2 is translated here as something like The Epoch of the Iceyness, 2.

And I don't know about Happy Feet, but Mal loves the trailer.

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